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Old 11-19-2006, 11:58 AM   #1
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Question Passing a drug test. Confident, yet Curious?

Aight so heres these deal. I really need to pass my drug test in 2 days. By the time I take it, I will have been 21 days clean. Im 6'2, 145 pounds and very skinny. I have a very high metabolism because I eat constantly and its hard for me to gain weight. But I was also a heavy marijuana smoker for about 3 years, smoking almost everyday, if not every other day. I was curious as to your opinions on if you think these three weeks of drinking water and not smoking at all will be enough to rid my body of the thc. I was also curious if there are any other natural methods of ridding thc from the body besides exercising, drinking water, etc. I dont want to use any detox drinks or anything like that. Any opinions or ideas would be much appreciated.


P.S. I heard eating steak/red meat with lots of creatine helps for some reason?
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Old 11-19-2006, 12:05 PM   #2
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hey man i have a test in 3 days.. i just quit like last wednesday...iv drank a gallon everyday since then. iv taken niacin and golden seal but everybody said that its bs to take that shit... this test is actually for the military i joined the army for some fucked up reason..but anyway any advice
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Old 11-19-2006, 04:42 PM   #3
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Both of you;

No one here can say whether either of you will pass or not. You both need to purchase a home test or two. Test yourselves using your first pee of the morning. When you can pass that, you can pass any employer based (military included) test.

Continue to NOT SMOKE marijuana until you have confirmed results from the employer back from the lab.

The longer you abstain from smoking, the better chance you have of passing. 21 days is a good amount of time. I have seen chronic smokers pass in that time and I have seen them take twice that time to clean out.

Niacin and Goldenseal are outdated, ineffective remedies for passing drug tests. Drinking massive amounts of water days before the test also does no good.

Read up on the dilution stickies. Most, if not all, military drug tests are observed. There is no chance for subbing, so the important thing is to be sure you are clean before you test. The only way to do that is to test yourself at home.
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an easy way to pass is to mix your urine with water. it will lower your tox. amounts to an unreadable level, and as long as its yellow and warm it will work. all you have to do is take a little clean water from the toilet, fill the cup 1/2 to 3/4 with water and fill the rest up with pee. as long as its a simple test ( no high tech things involved) it will work. but if there is someone watching you youre screwed. oh yeah, and some places, the water is dyed blue so you cant do that, but all you have to do is lift the cover off of the tank and get clear, clean water.
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Old 11-19-2006, 08:51 PM   #5
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an easy way to pass is to mix your urine with water. it will lower your tox. amounts to an unreadable level, and as long as its yellow and warm it will work. all you have to do is take a little clean water from the toilet, fill the cup 1/2 to 3/4 with water and fill the rest up with pee. as long as its a simple test ( no high tech things involved) it will work. but if there is someone watching you youre screwed. oh yeah, and some places, the water is dyed blue so you cant do that, but all you have to do is lift the cover off of the tank and get clear, clean water.
You do realize that the blue in the bowl comes from a blue tablet in the tank, right?

You also realize that the "simple tests" are outdated and aren't used very much, right?

You also realize that the temperature must be between 90 - 100 degrees, not just "yellow and warm", right?

One of these guys states that he will be taking a test for the military. Military tests are almost always observed.

Just so we are clear on the facts, right?
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Old 11-19-2006, 09:02 PM   #6
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the blue tablet you see in tanks is to clean them, not to dye them. the dye is put into the bowl itself. even if there is one of those tablets in the tank, it does not spread the color unles the water is shaken up around it. everytime you flush the toilet a fresh batch of clean water comes in. as for being in the military, theyre is no way to fool a test like that, they most likely are watching you anyways.
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the blue tablet you see in tanks is to clean them, not to dye them. the dye is put into the bowl itself. even if there is one of those tablets in the tank, it does not spread the color unles the water is shaken up around it. everytime you flush the toilet a fresh batch of clean water comes in.
You are sure about this, are you?

Burnin Dro, in all your 15 years on this Earth, how many tests have you given?... hell, how many test have you taken? I thought so.

Your "add water" theory will get someone in trouble or cost them a job.
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well i have another question...what about those quick flush remedies..my friend bought me one today and he gave me a guarantee that ill pass, he told me he passed many test using it...but i dont know if i should believe him or not cause iv read alot on how that stuff is just a waste of money..well anyway were could i get a home test kit?
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well i have another question...what about those quick flush remedies..my friend bought me one today and he gave me a guarantee that ill pass, he told me he passed many test using it...but i dont know if i should believe him or not cause iv read alot on how that stuff is just a waste of money..well anyway were could i get a home test kit?
Read sec3's reply in this thread (#3). Then read the sticky she recommended.

You can get a home test at most major drug store chains, walmart, CVS, etc.

A tip for you: Listen to the moderator giving you advice, that also happens to be a drug test sample collector. She has a lot more experience than the young fellow that is trying to help you.
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