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tromafan

What's up everyone!! EXCELLENT job on this board!! You're all a great group of people putting your time in on passing drug tests. Ok, my friend popped up this question that he wanted an answear for. If you go into a drug test with female urine and your're a male will they be able to tell? Please let me know, his UA is this saturday.

 

Megaweapon

5.6 Age:
Age can not be tested using urine. There is a rumor that approximate age can be detected in urine, and is tested in medical insurance exams. It's a myth.

5.7 Gender:
Gender cannot be tested either. As with age, there is a rumor that gender can be detected in urine, and is tested in medical insurance exams. It's another myth. It may be argued that a pregnancy test can be used to detect the gender of the urine provider, but the same test is used to detect prostate cancer in males.

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Randøm_

Megaweapon's exact! I've even heard a case where dog urine substituted adequately, I wouldn't suggest dog urine, plus I have no idea how to get the dog to do that in a neat container, lol. No fret, gender can't be determined unless a gender specific drug is being taken that will show up in the tests.

Megaweapon

9.2.3 Dog urine
I heard from Dr. Grow that dog urine (of all things) can be substituted, and will pass the test! However, I don't know how an age, gender, pH, or creatinine test would result. Someone was able to use dog urine for several months to pass the test. This subsection assumes you have a clean dog. I know my dog's urine wouldn't pass; he eats more weed than humans do. It would make more sense to use human urine, but dog urine provides a workable substitution in an emergency.




I never tried it, and it could all just be myth... who knows, not me for sure

Slightly Stoopid

My only question is how you would go about obtaining it.. I think it would just be easier to get a freinds urine Also, how do you get it in there? All of my freinds that have taken tests, in clinics etc, made them get into a cloth robe thing.

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Randøm_

Ummm, talking about dog urine substitution is a bit out of my area of expertise, lol. But as for how to "get it in there" ... femmes can use a condom inserted into the vagina and prick it with a fingernail to release the urine. Males, this is a sure fire way but a bit extreme, have to rely on, if given a robe by the clinic, catheterization.
1) drain the bladder
2) pour clean urine into a squeezable container
3) affix a thin plastic tube to the container and insert the other end into (I think you know where ... the genital's orifice), past the urethra, and squeeze the urine into the bladder.

...females can also use catheterization, by why should they when the condom trick can work so easily.

It is a sure-fire way to get a negative test, but it seems a bit extreme. I self-performed minor surgery on myself, but this kind of scares me a little.

Oh, by the way, make absolutely sure you boil whatever containers and tubes you use first, to stave off getting infection.

Megaweapon

Random.... Can i ask why would you want to put Dog urine into your own body?

Randøm_

aurgh! no, no, no! My post said "Ummm, talking about dog urine substitution is a bit out of my area of expertise, lol. But as for how to 'get it in there' ... "
I was answering a question about how to use a false specimen when you are given only a robe at a clinic.
Just because I know how to get away with it doesn't mean I would try it. I know how to make myself scream in agony, too (such as by stabbing my big toe with a fork), but that doesn't mean I would consider doing it. I'll tell you this much, though, if I were put in a situation where I had to do either that or go to prison for years ... I'd be buying myself a canine pet!
You see, Mega, there is a big difference between knowing how to do something and doing it. Then again, I think you just couldn't pass up the opportunity to pick on me ... lol.
To try and steer this a little back on-topic ... drug-testing is obsolete if there exists sure-fire ways to beat it ... so legalize marijuana ... yay!

tink

is there a test they have to tell male from female?

lew scannon

Gender is not a factor when testing for drugs. As long as it is known to be toxin-free, any human sample can be used as a sub.

Dog urine is a different story. Canines have a normal creatinine count of 1.0 - 2.0 ng. That will not fly with the specimen integrity checks. Samples with a creatinine level over 20 ng is acceptable. Any sample with a creatinine level of 2 ng and under is ruled "not consistent with human urine" (aka "substituted specimen")