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drunkoncouch

I stayed clean for 16 days prior to the test. Two days before the test I started drinking water and cranberry juice. I managed to put down almost three gallons of water, 6 pre-cleanse capsules, and a jug of cranberry juice. I stopped hydrating around 11pm the evening before the test that was scheduled for 10:30 the next morning. I was up at 6:30am and drank one glass of water. At 8:00 I slammed the big bottle of test pure platinum magnum force. I waited the fifteen minutes and refilled with water and casually drank that over the next 45min while urinating as directed at least 3 times. The sample was like a neon yellow! The tester placed the drops on the card and waited the required 5 min max time. I was getting nervous as he kept looking down at the test card. Then he picked it up and went to his supervisor. He explained they would have to send it in for further testing and my pre-employment physical would have to be re-scheduled. They called and told me I failed. I am sending in for a refund on the $50.00 bottle of "Snake Oil". They claim a 300% money back guarantee. We'll see.

 

Buzzby

I doubt that you'll see a nickel. They'll probably tell you that you must have done something wrong if you failed the test.

If you had come here first you would have known that detox products are all scams to separate the credulous from their cash.

All of these products work by dilution. They do not convert THC metabolites into something that can't be detected, as they'd like you to believe. They do not remove THC metabolites from your body. Only time and fat-burning exercise can do that. You can duplicate the actions of these products for a fraction of the price by following the guidelines in these links:

Dilution and aspirin-- the technique

DILUTION: tips, tricks and guidelines from N2

Because they work by dilution, detox drinks can fail if the concentration of THC metabolites is too high. Drinking a lot of fluids makes you pee a lot, reducing the concentration of THC metabolites in your blood. They'll be restored from that stored in fatty tissue but eventually they'll all leach out if you don't smoke. Drinking a reasonable amount of fluids shortly before your test will dilute your urine, lowering the concentration of THC metabolites. If you dilute too much it will spoil the test and you'll be retested or failed. The aspects of dilution techniques other than drinking fluids are to make dilute urine appear to be less dilute. At high concentrations of THC metabolites it is not possible to dilute enough without diluting too much.

The aspirin in the dilution + aspirin technique will mask THC metabolites on an EMIT test if the concentration is not too high.

From your description of your actions, my guess is that your results were "negative dilute", meaning that you consumed so much water that certain attributes of your sample were outside the range for normal human urine. Color is the least important factor. Drinking that much fluid will knock your specific gravity and creatinine levels out of normal ranges.

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drunkoncouch

I never thought I would see it. They do honor the 300% guarantee, but I had problems. I sent the info to the address on the label and it came back "return to sender". After tracking down the phone number, calling them, and re-sending the info I received a check for 120.00 after about 10 weeks.

ilovealbertwalker

that is wierd that you didnt pass. I have passed 3 drug tests with this at big places of work. im really surprised i have never had a neon yellow pee with it either mine were always runny by then. but i dont think that you are supposed to drink water before it or anything cause filling the bottle after is enough. you really have to follow directions or it wont work. im glad they sent you back the money tho. in vegas it costs 21.50 i wouldnt get much back haha.

ilovealbertwalker

ya the water you drink after is supposed to be within 15 minutes. directions directions directions for real.hm

 

knotme66

Can't help but wonder what was your smoking history and how long were you clean before test? Also...what is your height/weight?

day_love_me75

The only reason why you failed is because you drank all that cranberry juice!!! It specifically states in the directions NOT to drink any acidic juices 24 to 72 hours before using Test Pure...cranberry juice is highly acidic!!!

My boyfriend is an everyday pot smoker, he stopped smoking for only 3 days, followed the 24 to 72 hour directions...and passed using the test pure platinum. Now, I too had to take a drug test for this new job and I am awaiting the results after using this test pure platinum. However, I am not too worried because I only smoke once or twice a week and I quit for 14 days before my test.

beeassy

I passed 3 drug tests as well smoking all the way up to the morning of and then drinking test pure and following the instructions on the bottle. I would do a commercial if it wouldn't blow my cover. You must have been drunkoncouch when ya read the bottle cause ya sure did eff that sure thing up....

Sec

The detox drinks are simply a form of dilution gone out of control. You can get lucky and receive a dilute negative or a negative result outright, you can be unlucky and receive a dilute positive or a positive result.

Simply pounding fluids of any kind are not the way to pass a drug test. There is more involved than blocking THC. It doesn't block anything, it just floods your urinary tract with so much fluid that any THC is rendered undetectable. It is sort of like adding 500 gallons of clean water to one quart of muddy water. When you look at the total 500.25 gallons of water, it looks clean because the mud is so diluted with the clean water.

Same principle with drinking excessive fluids prior to a drug test. The problem with that is if you drink TOO MUCH, your specimen can be flagged as dilute. Too much dilution and the employer can reject the specimen, either making you take another test or rejecting your application altogether.

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beeassy

Successfully passing a urine test 3 times using a detox drink isn't owed to luck. Test Pure deserves my kudos and i'd recommend it to anyone needing a quick fix! The proof is in the piddle...