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Old 11-24-2006, 09:18 PM   #1
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I am retyping some info I shared a long time ago that I think got lost. I found it useful for me,so maybe others can use it too.

This is a method that is not new by any means but just a reminder to newbies that may be looking for a way to substitute.

I did use this method once and I know for a fact it will work. Ofcourse the hassle sucks but if you cant afford the urinator then it may provide an idea.

NEEDED:
*non-lubricated condom (washed thouroughly with hot water)
*digital thermometer from walmart. their cheap. GET THE ONE THAT DOESN'T BEEP
*Vehicle dash heater
*Straight Pin (to poke the condom)

If the condom is four to five inches long after it has the urine in it, you have enough urine!

I did prefreeze my urine, (my sisters actually,mine is no good) urine can be froze up to a year but I suggest changing it monthly if possible. If you have time (such as a pre-employment test) you should try to use fresh urine. Get it the day of the test.

NOTE* After about 3-4 days of being froze the urine will break down and become cloudy. YOu can (and I have ) run the urine through a coffee filter to make it nice and clear. Works like a beauty.

Pantyhose is good for securing the condom in( a sock will work but is a little bulky and takes longer to get hot) Before going to the test you have to put the condom on the dash heater. You want it up too ATLEAST 110 degrees.( your vehicle runs well over 110, so this is no problem.) You test the temp with the digital thermometer. Takes about 30 seconds.

Hold the condom in the palm of your hand and lay the thermometer on the condom slightly closing your hand to wrap the therm. into the condom.

If its a 112 , thats good too.Just make sure its atleast 110. I always get right in. If you think you will have to wait a while you may want it hotter.

When you go into the bathroom,you have 2 options.
1) Pinch the top of the condom and poke a hole in it and pour into the cup. If it is too hot you will have to wait till the temp drops to where you want it before leaving the restroom.
2)Take the temp before poking the condom. If it is too hot you may want to leave and tell them you cant go yet.

I took the temp before poking the condom. The temp was good and I went ahead and poked and poured

The needle can easily be hid in the lining of your underwear.

You have to be careful and should practice poking and pouring with water first because it is easy to make a mess if you do not make a big enough hole.

LARGE HANDWARMERS: They can be used to keep the temp up by wrapping them around the condom when the condom is put down the pants, however, I found it to be a nuissance and caused more problems for me then helping me. The temp. of handwarmers goes up to around 200 degrees or more. This could cause serious temp. problems if one hasn't practiced with them enough to know how they will react over a certain period of time.

I hope this information will help someone, as it did for me. It is a lot of BS to go through but it does work if performed properly. I learned real fast that no price is too much for peace of mind. Thats why I got The Urinator. It made my life MUCH easier.

Keep Smokin !

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Old 11-24-2006, 09:27 PM   #2
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if the formatting is screwed up I asked rick to delete what i put in my location ,,when he does hopefully that should fix it.

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This method will work just as well with the synthetic urine also.
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I just read N2's posting that was similar to this one.

Nothing wrong with it at all,,I just prefer to keep it simple as possible without a lot of steps. when ur nervous you tend to forget things,,hence the emphasis on PRACTICE.

i personally prefer the dash heater to heat the condom.its faster, dryer, and seems more easily controlled. To each his own.

all trying to obtain the same results so we can keep smokin the herb we love.

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