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madaxes

i dont think i have a chance maybe someone can help

my test is by labcorp for pre-employment
ive smoked every day for 5 years, usually multiple times
im 23 yrs old 6ft tall 170lbs
i have a very fast metabolism
i work out less than once a week
like most i got a job way faster than i thought
i smoked last night and need to take a drug test asap, i can stall but not too long, do i have a zero chance? im not so educated on the issue i was hoping someone who does could tell me my options, if any

 

Sec

There is no way possible you can pass using your own pee.

Check out the substitution sticky.

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madaxes

thx, my buddy told me that they stand by the door and listen to you, maybe tape a travel shampoo bottle to my d-rod, but then i gotta worry bout temp and them listenin to me, buddy of mine smokes as much as me and he got a flush drink for $50 at Utopia (like a bong shop) and he passed, my other friend told me he used somethin from the same place called purepass or sumthin close to that cheap for 30, but i cant risk it, i need to pass, nay more info would be great thx

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Subbing is easier than you think. Getting the temp right is probably the hardest part so that is why finding the right container and using some water to do some test runs at home is the key. Then walk in there with confidence.

Sec3, do you waste your time with your ear pressed against the door? I know you don't because you are posting on here while you are at work!

Edit: Happy now one toke, an extra r and a missing m never killed anyone!

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madaxes

aight now im one week clean and i was worried about the temp in substitution, so like an idiot probably, i spent 50 bucs on a drink from a bong shop called xxtra clean (larger bottle of ready clean) cuz 2 of my friends have used it, one who sees a PO and the other had a test at the same lab for labcorp, again i smoked atleast a blunt a day for 5 years and im one week clean now, what are the odds i will pass with the drink?, ive been drinkin shitloads of water, eating small and healthy, and aerobic excersize every other day, thx for info

FakeBoobsRule

I think you would have had a better chance spending $35 on a bottle of Quick Fix 4.0. List the label instructions and ingredient list from that extra clean crap please. BTW all that water you are drinking, useless. Check my sig.

madaxes

wow thx a lot for the quick reply ...
take xxtra clean to begin cleansing program
shake well and drink entire contents
wait 15 minutes, refill bottle with water, shake and drink
urinate frequently
continue to drink water during the day
eat light meals, fruits, vegetables, and fiber during cleansing program
ingredients
vit a 1250 IU
vit c 250 mg
vit d 100IU
thiamin .375mg
roboflavin 12.5 mg
niacin 5mg
vitamin b6 12.5mg
folate 500 mcg
vit b12 1.5 mcg
biotin 75 mcg
pantothenic acid 2.5mg
calcium 310mg
magnesium 100mg
zinc 3.75mg
selenium 17.5 mcg
manganese .5mg
chromium 30 mcg
potassium 875 mg
herbs - (prob all bullshit)
dandelion root, hawthorn berry, milt thistle leaf, uva ursi leaf, mullien leaf,nettle leaf, ginseng roots
creatine monohydrate 625 mg
glucuronolactone 250mg
stevia 60mg
other ingredients:
filtered water, fructose, fruit pectin, citric acid, natural flavor, potassium sorbate, fruit and vegetable juice for color

i dint think the perecentages were important
hope this helps thx so much

madaxes

found this link in the sticky, Detox Drinks - XXTRA Clean by One Source (Detoxify) @ Drug-Test-Facts.com

FakeBoobsRule

See how it tells you to drink lots of water, that is the basis of the dilution technique. The dilution technique here costs about $5. To get all those vitamins you could have taken a multivitamin. The creatine isn't going to help you because the drink says take 1-5 hours before the test and that is not long enough for your body to metabolize it into creatinine. It takes about 48 hours for that. Then they try to tell you the reasons for the herbs. Very first on is nettle and it says that it is a natural diuretic that flushes toxins. Diuretics increase water in the urine, not the rate at which toxins are released from the body. I don't know how much pectin and fruit fiber it has in it but again it would have been cheaper and a more effective source of fiber to use Metamucil. I'm not going to go through the rest of the herbs because this company is full of fecal matter. Nice dose of potassium but you can get that with a banana or glass of orange juice.

I know you don't want to hear this but I don't like your chances with this drink. You are skinny though so that helps and you started exercising. When is the test?