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First let me start off by saying I am 6'1 240lbs.... About 1.5 years ago I was heavier than that. I was a regular smoker at that time and quit because I wanted to exercise and lose weight. About 3 months into this I was losing the weight (down to 200lbs) and not smoking. Then the EMIT test came for a job. I FAILED!!!!


Bummed out over this (3 months with no smoke and I still fail a test) I start smoking again.


A few months later I am tokin it up again and I have another drug screen.
I had been dieting still and about 2 days prior to the test I quit exercising and started eating the most unhealthiest food (burgers, chips, pizza etc. etc) that was high in fat....Well I kept stuffing and stuffing, stopped drinking water and on the day of the test I woke up went straight to quest diag and peed in the cup from my first urine of the day..... I FREAKING PASSED!!!!!!


Several months down the road I get laid off and have to go through all this again. Was offered a job, though this time it was last minute....so I had to scramble to get everything done. I pushed the test another day and bought some detox.....300% money back guarantee....I FAILED....and to this day have not received a refund. during this time i was not exercising and weighed in at 220.

Back to smoking I go. Now I have stopped again for 2 days having smoked for several months straight chronically....have not exercised in who knows how long and I am currently gaining weight. I go in Monday for a test and I am not the least bit concerned about passing.

The reason.....

I have noticed that when I am burning fat and not smoking I fail a test.
When I eat like crap, gain weight and not smoke prior to...i pass.

So here I am....smoke free for 2 days....

I plan on not smoking till after my test though I am contemplating whether or not its worth it. Would fattening my body up a few days before along with not smoking be the answer to passing a drug test?
Damn the pot....but I love it....

 

JackBauer

I don't know if it is the answer ( pigging out on fatty food) but it is helpful. Since THC is stored in fat, if you eat high fat food a few days before the test the theory is that your body will use the fat that you eat before body fat and this will help to minimize the THC that enters your bloodstream from your body fat.