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First let me start off by saying I am 6'1 240lbs.... About 1.5 years ago I was heavier than that. I was a regular smoker at that time and quit because I wanted to exercise and lose weight. About 3 months into this I was losing the weight (down to 200lbs) and not smoking. Then the EMIT test came for a job. I FAILED!!!!


Bummed out over this (3 months with no smoke and I still fail a test) I start smoking again.


A few months later I am tokin it up again and I have another drug screen.
I had been dieting still and about 2 days prior to the test I quit exercising and started eating the most unhealthiest food (burgers, chips, pizza etc. etc) that was high in fat....Well I kept stuffing and stuffing, stopped drinking water and on the day of the test I woke up went straight to quest diag and peed in the cup from my first urine of the day..... I FREAKING PASSED!!!!!!


Several months down the road I get laid off and have to go through all this again. Was offered a job, though this time it was last minute....so I had to scramble to get everything done. I pushed the test another day and bought some detox.....300% money back guarantee....I FAILED....and to this day have not received a refund. during this time i was not exercising and weighed in at 220.

Back to smoking I go. Now I have stopped again for 2 days having smoked for several months straight chronically....have not exercised in who knows how long and I am currently gaining weight. I go in Monday for a test and I am not the least bit concerned about passing.

The reason.....

I have noticed that when I am burning fat and not smoking I fail a test.
When I eat like crap, gain weight and not smoke prior to...i pass.

So here I am....smoke free for 2 days....

I plan on not smoking till after my test though I am contemplating whether or not its worth it. Would fattening my body up a few days before along with not smoking be the answer to passing a drug test?
Damn the pot....but I love it....