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Old 12-20-2006, 02:31 AM   #11
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hmm ok, thanks. the GC/MS throws me off though? i take it i should look that up?


and yea, i know, the mix between periods, cramps giving sensations has if someone were thumbing up the asshole, and ignorant people. UH. AHH.



would you say i am in the safe zone for passing this?
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Old 12-20-2006, 02:37 AM   #12
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hmm ok, thanks. the GC/MS throws me off though? i take it i should look that up?
Yes you should do more research especially if you don't understand all the terms or how a drug test in a lab works.

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and yea, i know, the mix between periods, cramps giving sensations has if someone were thumbing up the asshole, and ignorant people. UH. AHH.
Life's a bitch and you got a long way to go if you are only 17. Don't take it out on others, especially those trying to help you. If I was mean I would argue about who is the ignorant one here in this case but I'm not going to. You catch more flies with honey than vinegar.

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would you say i am in the safe zone for passing this?
Passing which one the home test or the real test? Didn't you get the home test to see if you can pass the real test? If so then there is no point in me answering that one.
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Old 12-20-2006, 02:59 AM   #13
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haha i completely agree, but that man was not out to try and help me
he just was pushing all the right buttons. he asked for it. he wanted it. he got it, and he loved it. im completely aware of the bitch life is.

i simply dont like people telling me about it, when, trust me i know. that to me is ignorant. that's all.

you talk to me when YOUR vagina is pouring of blood, and you have cramps like HHAA. ha, im sorry, im just saying anything will make you go over the edge. esspecially when it feels like someones sticking their fist up your asshole. hmmm yesss... you get moody. you can't help it, its embaressing. la la la. you only wish you were a chick.




anywho.
um well im getting tested with an at home test.
i bought one about 2 and ahalf weeks into me not smokin, and i failed.
im planning on buying one agian this saturday. i was just asking what you think my odds are. im really anxious.


i figure, if i fail, i can tie somethign to the string of my tampon???
liike a eye drop container with piss in it?? because they sit in the room while i pee. ooorrr idk. something. i could stick it up my cooder to keep it warm? ha. so gross, buut. hey. you gotta do what you gotta do i guess?



i was also thinking, i have long nails.... if i were to put bleach in my pinky nail and pissed on it into the cup? idk.

idk if that will make me fail.
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Old 12-20-2006, 02:54 PM   #14
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Listen up, cuz I'm only going to say this once.

I don't care what sort of life you have had. Mine has not been a cakewalk either. I have been through the parents dying whan I was very little and the severely abusive stepparent thing, the running away from home, the pregnant teen thing, the teen bride thing a couple of divorces, a meth addicted spouse, and the cramps thing more often than you have years behind you. None of that is an excuse or a reason for being nasty to others. If that is all you dish out in this life than that is all you will get back. What goes around, comes around. The sooner you learn that, the better off you will be.

Now, for your problem, Jack said it best when he told you to test yourself with a home test.

1toke gave you his opinion and that is what you asked for, an opinion. Just because it wasn't what you expected or wanted, doesn't make it any less valuable.

Try to be nice, speak in a civil tone, and although it isn't necessary, refrain from all the slang and cussing. People take you more seriously if your posts are well written and have some thought behind them.

Consider this a warning. There is a link to the guidelines in my signature. Click on it and read until you learn something, then you might want to post another question in a little different format.

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Added: Bleach and other cleansers or additives will be detected in a laboratory test.
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Old 12-20-2006, 04:00 PM   #15
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you talk to me when YOUR vagina is pouring of blood, and you have cramps like HHAA. ha, im sorry, im just saying anything will make you go over the edge. esspecially when it feels like someones sticking their fist up your asshole. hmmm yesss... you get moody. you can't help it, its embaressing. la la la. you only wish you were a chick.
That is such a weak excuse. There are plenty of women who have bad periods and don't act like this or blame it on their periods. There are plenty of people with physical problems that don't act this immature. I get head splitting migraines that feel like a bomb exploded behind my forehead and eyes and I don't act like this nor do I use it as an excuse.

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anywho.
What?

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i figure, if i fail, i can tie somethign to the string of my tampon???
liike a eye drop container with piss in it??
Read the substitution sticky to see if this will work or not.

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because they sit in the room while i pee. ooorrr idk. something.
Which is it, are they in the room, are they not in the room, or do you not know? This is kind of an important thing to know.

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i could stick it up my cooder to keep it warm? ha. so gross, buut. hey. you gotta do what you gotta do i guess?
This method has been discussed here many times but I have never seen it written in such an immature way. Do some reading and use the search feature. You should read a lot more of the posts here because judging by the questions you are asking you have a lot to learn about drug testing and it gets tiresome to write the same things over and over that have already been posted on here.

I reread some of your posts and I thought here I was trying to help you get into college, not escape boot camp. I really hope you make it to college because a mind is a terrible thing to waste.
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Old 12-21-2006, 02:45 AM   #16
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Thanks sec and Jack for helping me out, but that is OK. I am getting used to it and I didn't have to reply at all. Either it's the Christmas spirit or I am just catching on to the comment by a guy in a PM. "It's just the internet". I don't have to even log on to this site. I choose to do that.

Thanks again to both of you.
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