whatevverr

k well, I'm just taking a First Check at home test.
my father knows i smoke, and my mom is NEVER around. soo i know NOTHING about drug test, my dad has turned weird on me, i think from the new wife, GOTTA LOVE THOSE.

but ok, i know whatt kinda test he's giving me so i looked up like, everything about it. I DONT KNOW WHAT IT MEANS! like, idk if this means, if my pee is too dilluted, ill fail, or if i put bleach in it, ill fail, or what.

HERE IT IS:

True negative samples are samples that previously tested negative by gas chromotography/mass spectrometry (GC/MS), the gold standard in laboratory testing
In those same studies, clinical positive samples tested with First Check and GC/MS show 100% agreement when the test was performed as directed
Clinical positive samples are those that previously tested at levels 50% or greater above the established cut-off level provided the greatest margin for error




hmm.. sooo can someone translate?


I'll be clean for 28 days, the day of my test!
il was, ill say a pretty heavy smoker. daily at least 3 time toooo like idk maybe 20 times a day. i cut down a biiit to like 1-3 a day a month before i quit. I'm a giiiiirl, about 5 fooot, 105 pounds.

aside from my first question,
JUST FOR A LITTLE SELF-ASTEAM, or to get me thinking on what i should do........... what do you think my chances are of passsing this lil bitch test?


i can't believe how fucking stresssedd outt i am!!!!
I NEED A FUCKING BLUNT!!