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whatevverr

k well, I'm just taking a First Check at home test.
my father knows i smoke, and my mom is NEVER around. soo i know NOTHING about drug test, my dad has turned weird on me, i think from the new wife, GOTTA LOVE THOSE.

but ok, i know whatt kinda test he's giving me so i looked up like, everything about it. I DONT KNOW WHAT IT MEANS! like, idk if this means, if my pee is too dilluted, ill fail, or if i put bleach in it, ill fail, or what.

HERE IT IS:

True negative samples are samples that previously tested negative by gas chromotography/mass spectrometry (GC/MS), the gold standard in laboratory testing
In those same studies, clinical positive samples tested with First Check and GC/MS show 100% agreement when the test was performed as directed
Clinical positive samples are those that previously tested at levels 50% or greater above the established cut-off level provided the greatest margin for error




hmm.. sooo can someone translate?


I'll be clean for 28 days, the day of my test!
il was, ill say a pretty heavy smoker. daily at least 3 time toooo like idk maybe 20 times a day. i cut down a biiit to like 1-3 a day a month before i quit. I'm a giiiiirl, about 5 fooot, 105 pounds.

aside from my first question,
JUST FOR A LITTLE SELF-ASTEAM, or to get me thinking on what i should do........... what do you think my chances are of passsing this lil bitch test?


i can't believe how fucking stresssedd outt i am!!!!
I NEED A FUCKING BLUNT!!

 

1tokeovertheline

I would say that it means your father wants you to quit smoking pot while you live in his house. I think that while you live in his house, you should honor his wishes.

whatevverr

no no no, you misunderstood. sorry

no, my dad really doesnt care. i think its more of a test of, can i control myself? he doesn't want it interferring with... whatever. school, yadayada. "enjoy it, you don't have to be a pot head to enjoy it" my family is a bunch of pot heads since the ages of 9. PLUS, i dont live with him, i rarely see him. BUT the deal is, if i fail, he tells my mom, and shhhes a whole seperate issue.

my question, translating all that jibberish about my drug test.
and my chances? i need to pass this. I NEED HELP TO PAY THROUGH COLLEGE, i doont want to get sent to a boot camp. she's crazy.

i need some moral support, advise, anything please.

1tokeovertheline

OK... whatevverr. funny he would test you if he don't care. What is more important right now. Smoking or college money. Bye.

I have been told before, I could choose to answer or not. Forget I said anything. I choose not to answer. Sorry for bothering you. I gave you advice and moral support the way I see it. Have a good night.

PS
You change your story faster than I can reply and quote you.

whatevverr

haha you're kinda a dick.

obivously the colllege? since i quit for a month. (28 days)

which is why i resorted to this website, to make sure im gunna pass. maybe get a little advice?


he recently got married and has turned into her little bitch. its not him, its her. ASJKGHG non of that matters.

thanks for your help though? fucking asshole.







**** AHHHHHH soo? i didn't exactly think all that was relevent, soo i deleted it. why are you soo mean. non of that exactly matters right now, i just need to pass.
fuuck, ive been sweating this for so long, why are you making ME out too look like a bad person, when im no different than anyone here, i acually quit for my month, other than these other fat asses ive read about not quiting until a few days before their tests. and
whatever. thanks for your WONDERFUL moral support and advice.

[Mod note: Flaming is not allowed here. You can ask your questions but you cannot control the answers you receive.]

 

1tokeovertheline

Thank you very much for your appreciation of my advice to you. Sometimes when you ask for advice you don't get the answer you are looking for. Such is life. You're young, get used to it. You hopefully have a long life of dissappointments ahead of you.

whatevverr

you didnt give me advice babe, you were very ignorant in your repsonces. youu dont know what you are talking about when it comes to my personal life.
for your information, ive been having a fucking hell of a time since the age of 5 when i started seeing men beat my grams to a bloody mess, weekly, annd then i started seeing my mom get raped and beat DAILY, and you fucking know what, it's been a fucking hard time, maybe smoking pot helps block some fucking shit out, and for you to talk to me, like you fucking know anything. fuck you.


im sorry, you caught me on a fucking bad bad hard time. fucking worst cramps today.

all i fucking wanted to know is information about my drug test....

i dont need any moral advice, thanks though. im good.

JackBauer

First of all you posted something last night about you couldn't find someone that was just like your case. Sure there are, a skinny girl with heavy usage. You don't need to find a body double, just similar body type and smoking history. It's not that hard.

Translation of above, the First Check is as accurate as GC/MS. It is that simple, positve samples were in 100% agreement.

Finally, read the posting guidelines. Flaming members is not tolerated. The guidelines are in the top of most forums and in many members signatures and that of many mods. Don't flame any more people if you want any help.

1tokeovertheline

We all have are little skeletons in the closet don't we? If you want more information then just quit posting telling me to get fucked, that I'm a dick, and a fucking asshole. You're wasting time posting that you could put to use reading. I got to get to bed so I can work in the morning. Nobody pays my way if I pass a drug test or not. Good night. Hope your cramps go away.

1tokeovertheline

I can't remember what's in my signature besides the detection times link. Maybe I should check it out sometime.
She's got cramps, that is why see is flaming. She'll feel better in the morning.

Good night Jack......have fun.