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Old 12-21-2006, 04:01 PM   #1
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Smoking History: Habitual user for 2 years smoking anywhere from a bowl to three joints a day.
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Two days ago, I was sniffed out by drug dogs at my high school. My car was hit and they found a minute piece of a stem in my car, which is enough to be suspended for. I had smoked every day that I could prior to Tuesday and I also smoked the morning of. I told the principal that I had not smoked and that I would pass a test (total lie, but I knew I could pass it if I tried). So, I've stopped smoking since then; I bought a bottle of Ready Clean and have been drinking a lot of water.

The test I will be taking is free, so it must be a cheap one. It is scheduled for next Tuesday (5 days from now). I have taken the same kind of test two times before and all I had to do was dillute my urine and I could pass (they were suspicious of the dilluted urine, though). Also, they do not send it to a lab and it takes 5 minutes to get results.

Yesterday, I bought some Ready Clean. I want to know if this will help me at all and if it will make my urine a different color other than clear.

Any info?

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Old 12-21-2006, 04:55 PM   #2
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Read the dilution technique posted at the top of the urine testing forum.

If the school is going to go to all that trouble to set up the testing and search the kids and all, the very least they should do is invest in some better test kits. IF the instant screens non-negative and they don't send to a lab to confirm, you should pitch a fit.

You see, an instant screening device cannot determine whether a person is POSITIVE, it can only determine if the person is negative or not negative.

Only a laboratory test can confirm the findings of an instant test. If they want to suspend you based on the instant, ask for the package insert and look where it says that all non-negative findings should be confirmed by laboratory testing. If the school cannot or will not send to a lab for confirmation, then they should not be testing at all.
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Awesome. Thanks for all the helpful info.

The administrators at my school obviously have no clue what they are trying to do. They know less about testing than I do and I barely know anything about it. I guess our school is a test site for dogs-in-training, so we have a search every two weeks .

And also, I have to go to a rehab facility to get the DT. It's not held in the school, so they really have no way of knowing how well the instant test kits work or don't work.
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Get a whizzinator. Your nerves will be settled.

I spent the last 3 weeks trying to cleanse and I was a nervous wreck. After getting a Tan whizzinator I instantly felt ready for my test - which is on Dec 27, 06. I'm looking forward to giving them some "MY" urine - I bought it, it's mine! I have the receipt to prove it

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Get a whizzinator. Your nerves will be settled.

I spent the last 3 weeks trying to cleanse and I was a nervous wreck. After getting a Tan whizzinator I instantly felt ready for my test - which is on Dec 27, 06. I'm looking forward to giving them some "MY" urine - I bought it, it's mine! I have the receipt to prove it

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For pre-employment you didn't need to spend you money on a fake dick. You could have bought a travel bottle for shampoo or something for a buck or so and just maintained the temp and dumped it from one container to the other and done. Sounds easier and cheaper than fumbling with a fake dick. Good luck to you.
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Old 12-27-2006, 03:02 AM   #6
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Drank the Ready Clean and passed. Hah! I can't wait until I can rub the negative test results in my principals face.

I celebrated by buying an ounce.
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