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Old 12-22-2006, 11:59 PM   #1
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so i'm 6'1, about 260-270 and got a bit of a gut

pretty big weed smoker (couple times/day for the past 8months or so), usually middies but definitely have had my share of headdies.

I got a urine test in about 12 days and ive been clean for 2, giving me about 2 weeks of cleanliness.

All i've been doing is drinking water and tea and haven't been exercising much due to not really knowing whether it helps or not (ive gotten mixed statements).

I bought a 40 dollar detox drink (high levels of creatine and riboflavin) at vitamin world based on a friends advice to drink 2-3 days before the test along with a massive amounts of water

ive also heard that i should drink lots of cranberry juice and a marine even mentioned drinking a gallon of koolaid with a capful of bleach mixed in a couple hours before the test (not sure about this crazy ass either)

any help would be appreciated, and as detailed as possible. if i can get some type of outline id follow it to a T

thanks alot
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Old 12-23-2006, 01:13 AM   #2
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If your test is not observed, you could try subbing with synthetic. If this test is for probation, or otherwise observed, you can try to dilute (don't drink the bleach, it's poison). Get yourself some home tests and test yourself at about 3 days prior to the test using your first pee of the day. That one will probably be positive, but maybe, just maybe you are one of the lucky ones.

If the test is positive, try to dilute using the method shown here on this website. Then test yourself again while trying the dilution technique. If your test shown negative while diluting, then you can probably dilute for your test and get away with a passing result.

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ive also heard that i should drink lots of cranberry juice and a marine even mentioned drinking a gallon of koolaid with a capful of bleach mixed in a couple hours before the test (not sure about this crazy ass either)
Wow, marines are crazy. I don't mean that in a bad way. I'm glad they are because we need them to be but shit, drinking bleach?

With everything you said I think substituting a clean sample is your best option for sure. You sound like you would need to heavily dilute yourself to pass thus risking failing for adulteration. That's my opinion atleast. Look in to getting some Quick Fix 4.0.
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im not quite sure if i'll be observed so i wanted to be safe. so drink as much as possible basically? is there any thing other than water i should be drowning myself in?

and also, those sites are BS correct? dont waste money right?
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right. Go to the drug store, get yourself some B-complex vitamins and creatine suppliment (it mostly is for weight lifters) Then get yourself a few drug tests. You can get them cheap online (about 2-3 dollars each). Then get yourself some gatorade, powerade (not koolaid), or some other sports drink. Check out the dilution sticky.

You can get yourself some synthetic and practice subbing. Take the sub to the test. If it is not observed, you are in like flynn; sub away.... If it is observed, then you also have diluted and use your diluted pee while being observed. Keep the sub in your shorts and pee your own diluted urine. That way, you have covered all the bases.

Practice both methods and use both for the test. If the test is not observed, then use the sub.

If the test is observed, keep the sub in your pants and pee in the cup. That way, you have done the very best you can for yourself.

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im not quite sure if i'll be observed so i wanted to be safe. so drink as much as possible basically? is there any thing other than water i should be drowning myself in?

and also, those sites are BS correct? dont waste money right?
No....don't drink as much as possible. Read Sec3's reply to you. She told you exactly what you should do. Good luck.
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fyi im 21 and its a managerial coop position thorugh my school in boston. im starting to think theyre not gonna waste their time watching me piss, so ill go ahead with the fake

any advice on where the best fake urines are at (in a million years id never figure id ask someone this question)
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fyi im 21 and its a managerial coop position thorugh my school in boston. im starting to think theyre not gonna waste their time watching me piss, so ill go ahead with the fake

any advice on where the best fake urines are at (in a million years id never figure id ask someone this question)
It would be highly unlikely you'll be observed but be prepared for the worst with dilution. Buy Quick Fix 4.0 off the internet to sub with. It's the best. I've passed using it.
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