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ThePOTter

Well hello there friends. I am a first time poster, but I have been reading these boards like crazy for the last week hoping for some advice. So I decided on the S2 method... with a little twist.

Background: I'm a 25 year old fairly frequent smoker (5 times a week at least)... I am 5'9 about 165 lbs... got some fat on me. Smoked approx 20 hours before the test.

How it happened: Like most of you.. I tried everything I could to put the test off... told them I was working, snowed in.. anything I could to buy myself some time to get a sub.. no luck. Wednesday rolled around and I figured.. "Hey.. Im getting a sub. I can smoke tonight... why not?" So I did. I smoked 1 hit that night but had been smoking constanly that week because i was planning on subbing on Friday. They call me on Thursday and tell me that i MUST take the test that day, and it is going to be and INSTANT TEST <This is important>... So I went nuts and started my S2 regiment... but I modified it a bit.

And heres how I did it:

*NOTE: I don't know if this matters, but I did not eat at all the day of this process.

1:00 - Girl calls me telling me I must test by 5:00 PM and before I test I had to get to the staffing agency by 2:30 to get the paperwork. Panic Ensues.

1:15 - Drink 1 Quart of Lemon Gatorade... Take 4 750mg Creatine Sups (I had been using creatine for 2 days before and ate red meat for meals...) as well as 4 81mg chewable asprin and 4 Rolaids.

1:55 - Had to get going... so I downed another half quart of Gatorade and another 4 asprin with 2 750mg Creatine Sups.

2:25 - Got home. Downed 6 asprin, 4 Rolaids, 1 Vitamin B Rich multivitamin and 1 Quart of Gatorade.

3:00 - Realized the asprin I was taking was reduced MGs and started to panic. Took 10 81mg asprins, 4 Rolaids and another Vitamin B rich Multivitamin with 1 Quart of Lemon Gatorade.

3:30 - Starting to feel a little sick and I have only voided about 5 times. Getting nervous. Took 12 more 81mg chewable asprin with 4 Rolaids and 2 Vitamin B Rich multivitamins with another quart of Lemon Gatorade.

3:40 - Voided one more time and headed out to the test... The test was about 30 mins from my house, so make sure to give yourself some time. I wanted to stop and pee on the way... but something in me stopped me.

4:10 - Sitting in the test office... OMG I had to go sooo bad... but hold it.. that urine in you is so diluted at this point that it is precious.

4:15 - Urinated my own urine into a cup and peed for another 30 seconds after that. Handed the sample to the girl and watched he make the happy marks. I will note that I grabbed the urine mid stream 5 seconds after starting urination.

Starting my new job at a major software company on Monday and my smoking never got slowed down.

This is for those of you against a wall... It requires taking a SHITLOAD of asprin (36 81 mg tabs total) and works for instant tests (as far as I have tested it.) This was a desperate move from a desperate man. It worked for a wreckless man not even clean for 24 hours... however... I recommend you string your employer along long enough to where they have to pay for the IMMEDIATE TEST. Because I dont know if this works for regular methods... and I would also recommend throwing more b-vitamin up in there for color.. but these days its less of an issue...

Good luck my friends... I'm in the money because of you... and I hope what I can give to you will do the same for you.

Peace, and hit one for me!

 

grillmeats

Winner, Winner, Chicken Dinner!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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ThePOTter

Damn right brother! I'm actually cookin' up some buffalo wings right now to go with this righteous high... There may be nothing that ever tastes better.

ThePOTter

A little more info for you... This was my supply for the test:

-1 Gallon Lemon Gatorade
-36 Chewable 81mg tabs of chewable Asprin from Albertsons (swallowed)
-Lots of Rolaids.... buy at least 20. (2 rolls)
-Mens Heath 1-a-day vitamins (for color... my urine was FAINTLY yellow)
-750mg Creatine Supplement. (Ate red Meat and took 12 Sups a day for 2 days.)

Total Cost around 20 bucks (because I already had the 1-a-day vitamin)

Smoked at 11:30 PM the previous night. (1 hit)

Smoked every-other day before that. (1 day on 1 day off)

Frequent smoker for years.

Again... the test was an IMMEDIATE TEST. IT DID NOT GO TO THE LAB.

Ie... PUT YOUR TEST OFF until they have to pay for the IMMEDIATE TEST.

Good luck in your new job

1tokeovertheline

Congratulations on passing.

As a side note....not everyone can pass without abstaining from smoking. Everybody is different or as sec3 says...every body is different.

 

unit541

Congratulations.

I caution readers though, about the Aspirin. That much aspirin can be dangerous in some people. Blood pressure out of wack, insane ringing in the ears, etc.

This is where practice can be your best friend. One must learn how their own body needs to be treated for their situation. Remember, the more you drink, the more you dilute. But, you're also diluting the aspirin. It takes some practice to figure out the best ratio of fluid to aspirin. The less you drink, the less aspirin you need to take. But practice is required, in order to find that happy medium, that magic number, where the metabolites are diluted enough to only require a little "insurance" from the aspirin.

Those of you on probation, would do well to buy a case of home tests, and work on your own "formula". Perfect it, so you know exactly what you need to do when the time comes.

ThePOTter

^^^^^^

My advice is to buy lesser dosage asprin... Hence the 81mg chewable tabs. The bottle contained 36 asprin and the bottle said not to consume more than 48 in a 24 hour period (I took the whole bottle... 22 of them in the last hour)... therefore I felt safe in my dilution process. It also said to take 4-8 asprin every 4 hours. I don't know if the chewable aspect effected the outcome... Perhaps 12 81mg asprins dissolve into the urine faster than 3-4 larger ones... I dont know... but thats what I used. Good luck!

I will caution those of you out there to test first. However, I did not have time for this. This was an act of desperation gone perfect. I cannot guarantee the same results... I can only tell you that a frequent smoker of Humboldt green pulled this off in 3 hours with an instant test.