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dankitydank

Hey guys, last night I kind of screwed up and managed to smoke like three hits of some pot last night out of a bowl. Wasn't like the biggest hits in the world, but enough to possibly show up on a test.

Now, I have not smoked in a couple of months before that, so I was completely clean. In fact, if I didn't smoke last night and took a drug test instead I'd be completely clean. Now, my situation is this...

Tuesday next week, I have a drug test for a job. My question is this... if I stay away from the sugar, and drink plenty of water, will I test clean by then? I hear from different people that if its your first time, which is basically is in my case, that you can be clean in 3-5 days. Like I said, I didn't smoke much at all. Three hits and stopped.

Age: 21
Weight: 125 (High Metabolism)


I'm pretty concerned. Monday I will be going out to buy a test to see if I am clean or close enough to pass. If not, I might be sneaking pee in like I did last time which worked.

I need to know ASAP, so any suggestions will be greatly appreciated. Thanks for your time. Any other things that you need to know in order to determine if I am clean or not, then just ask. Thanks!!!

 

1tokeovertheline

Taking a home test is the ticket. You may be clean by Monday. You say you have already subbed before, so in the meantime read the Substitution Thread to refresh your memory, and read the Dilution Thread if you want to dilute.

dankitydank

Yeah I think I will be clean though. I did a test ten days after I smoked the first time I screwed up (I was clean for about three months) and passed with flying colors.

I read an article about detection times, and this is why I'm really not all too nervous.

"The length of time cannabis metabolites may be detected, on average, on a standard urine screen is typically no longer than ten days for chronic users and between 3-4 days for infrequent users, according to a literature review published in the current issue of the journal Drug Court Review."

I have four days to get clean. Pepsi is wanting to hire me as a driver, and I am going to guess they will random drug test due to the fact they are hiring me because I have a CDL A. Truck drivers get the worst drug testing.

Anyways, I think I can smoke every friday, as long as its only like three hits, no more than that and be clean by Monday. I'll test myself using a home drug test kit and I will be sure to let everyone know if it works or not. Might even provide a picture for proof. I don't need to smoke everyday, but I'd still like to keep at it. Even if its just a small amount. I really have no choice.

1tokeovertheline

Home testing yourself will give you an idea how long it takes you to get clean. The "average" time is like a generic guideline. Everybody is different . You need to know how long it will take you to get clean.
Check into Quick Fix to use for subbing. Hawg carries it with him all the time. Right now he is trucking and is subject to random DOT drug test. He swears by the stuff and says some of the other synthetics can be detected now. That is why he chooses QF. So far they don't detect it as a synthetic.
Good luck.

dankitydank

Just in case anyone is wondering what I will be doing in order to get myself clean enough to pass in literally two days... I have a plan.

Luckily for me I have a friend who works at a hospital, and tests people for drugs like me. He smokes himself..

Tonight I am going to his house to get a shot from him, and the shot hes giving me has a large... and I mean LARGE dosage of vitamins and minerals. He told me this: "If this won't have you clean by Monday, then I don't know what will."

So I am going over there in a few hours to get the shot. I took a drug test today and there was a line, but I could barely see it. I wouldn't even consider it faint. Hes pretty sure I will be clean by Monday, since I only took three hits. Anywho, wanted to let you guys know of my current update on the situation. I'll test myself Monday and let you guys know of my results. Worried I will have to sub, because last time I was freaking out.

I have to have a physical the same day I am drug testing. I am curious which one they will do first. Any opinions on that?

 

1tokeovertheline

Obviously he is right in saying he don't know what will, because that shot sure as hell isn't going to do it. I wonder how the fuck people dream this shit up??

dankitydank

Look, he works at a hospital, the guy knows his shit. I learned more about what should be taken to help get clean and what shouldn't. Hes confident it will work due to the fact hes done it himself. If it doesn't work, then I'll admit defeat and sub. Worth a shot isn't it? I really have no other choice but to try anything and everything.

1tokeovertheline

Unfortunately......it's a piss test and not a shit test.
If you like shots........that's about all the good it will do.
You could sub.
About getting another chance. It isn't common to get another chance for pre-employment. If you test postive they usually lose interest in hiring you.

Sec

The hospital has janitors, laundry people, clerks and landscapers working for them too. Would you take a shot of ???? from any of them??? Taking a syringe full of vitamins from anyone is just plain stupid. Vitamin K can clot your blood and give some people a heart attack or stroke. Does your friend REALLY know what he is doing??? Did he give you an examination and lab tests on your blood to see if your body can handle the shot of "vitamins"???

Given your stated history, you can probably pass using a bit of dilution. You could probably pass with nothing, but if you drink a bit of sports drink (no more than 20 ounces) a couple of hours before you test, you have given yourself some insurance.

A few hits off a bowl when you were clean to begin with, probably is not enough to put you over the cut-off. Give yourself 3-4-5 days, and you should have nothing to worry about.

If you take that shot, you have more to worry about than a stupid drug test. How do you KNOW that something in that shot won't show up on the test? Can you answer questions from a doctor regarding what was in the shot? Can you give your friends name to the MRO if he calls to verify what was in the shot and whether the shot was ordered by a physician?

Don't trust me though, I only do this for a living (testing, collection). Trust your friend, he works at a hospital (pretty sure your friend is not a Dr. or RN or you would have said that right off).

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dankitydank

I took two shots in two days. Including the following:

Vitamin b12, b6, some type of acid, other things to help improve metabolism.


He told me this, he smoked a few days prior to a test, and he did exactly what I just did as a last resort. He passed. He knows his shit. He used to test people for drug testing all the time, then he went to peoples houses to give shots like I received. I'm fine, and feel nothing but more awake and healthy. Everything was all natural substances. Nothing will show on the test.


Now, I tested today to see if I would be clean by tomorrow for the test, and with my luck, I show a faint line. Now, I have no idea if this means I will be clean by tomorrow, and I am hoping to god that I am. I need this job, and I will do anything to get it other than the dillution techniques with creatine suppliements.. I have not taken creatine suppliments three days prior to a test, nor did I eat red meat. Now I did do another test with my pee dilluted a bit, and showed a pretty solid line. Now, you are telling me to take a sports drink two three hours prior to the test, right? Will that help color it and dillute it a little? If not, then I might just hit the water. I am hoping for time frames here, and how many times I should take a piss before the test. I'll probably pee two, three times before I go. Most likely three.


Should I take a B12 vitamine a few hours before the test to help color? Or only two to one hours prior to the test? Any help is appreciated. Already did the shots, so thats irrellivant at this point.