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SmokeyGuard

Hello All!
I am starting a new security officer job and need to take a piss test tomorrow. I tried a straight water/gatorade dillution before and failed my self-administered test. I have been sitting on a bottle of Strip NC, which I'm going to use tomorrow, but I have a question.

Many of the detox products claim to keep you from "leaking" the dirty stuff from your fat, where Strip NC claims to help "clear toxins quickly".

Any idea what time-frame I should use to make sure the secreting toxins don't end up in my test cup?

I am a pretty thin athletic guy (6'/130lb) and have laid off the goods for a couple days now.

Any info will be appreciated!
SmokeyGuard

 

Peggy Hill

My little brother tried Strip (bought at gnc) and failed. He's about your height but a little heftier (more muscle than chub). Hope this helps.

SmokeyGuard

It doesn't HELP, but thanks for the info )! Do you have any idea how long he took it before the test?
I will try it in conjunction with a good dillution. Hopefully the 2 together will work out for me!

BTW Peggy, did you end up dilluting or subbing on your test?

Peggy Hill

According to him, he followed directions to a "t" - I didn't drill him for details (sorry). He may just be a super user as I know a lot of the so-called "fixes" have yet to work for him.

As for me, I haven't yet got the offer but they are impatient as they could only reach 2 of my 3 references (and could I get them another so they can close the deal? jeesh), but dilution hasn't yet worked so I will likely sub (both, actually, as I can't mess this up). I am a small person and I'm freaking out because I'm still coming up positive with tons of water! I'm keeping a testing journal to see what I can do differently (chewable asprin instead of regular, etc) to get a false negative. Thankfully I have 3 women who will lend their cleanness to me, but even that will require planning and practice. Keep ya posted.

Tomorrow night I"m going to a friend's to test a bottle of Vale's that he has. I remember using it successfully about 10 years ago but there's been a lot of toxins in my body between then and now. I'll post my sucesses I have with that, if there is any (not counting on it).

SmokeyGuard

They REALLY want to check your references... I'd be dragging my reference by the ear down to their office to talk in person!
Good luck!

The Strip bottle has some generic directions, "take with plenty of water before and after consumption and avoid food for 3 hrs after". That's it!
Doesn't really tell you how long before the UA to drink it...

I'm going to shoot for 3 hrs before and down (salted) gatorade before and water after (along with the regimen of pills reccomended by N2).
I have a home test, so before I go tomorrow, I'll check myself. I don't have an appointment, so I'll just reschedule if my test comes up dirty.

Thanks again Peggy!

 

Peggy Hill

Good luck!

I just remember my Dad saying that Vale's and all that crap is no different than taking Metamucil (or similar) and the all water prescribed. He's long gone but he is probably right on the money. I'm thankful to have an understanding family (I don't drink or do other drugs - this is my nightly cocktail, so to speak). I just wish I could turn the clock back a few weeks and do the right thing by my potential employer.

As far as the references - I can only ask so much from people but yes, they are impatient. One called the company HR person from a plane but becuase he couldn't talk at length they still wanted more. Which is a good thing, of course - to be wanted for a (very great) job. Part of me hopes they take another week though so I can clean up a little more. Already thinking of excuses to move this back a week or so (I'm sick, taking a short vacation, etc.). I'm tiny with a bony body and STILL positive despite over a gallon of water and 8 aspirin (see my other thread). I need all the help I can get, and I promise to pray for you and everyone else who is stuck in this ridiculous situation.

FWIW it seems the men here have it a bit better than the women for whatever reason, so gender may be on your side!

I've also been told that Milk Thistle will help cleanse out the fatty acids out of the bod but if you read this site nothing works but time and metabolism. I still bought a cleansing program (detox7) to see if that will help any, plus I have the Vale's experiment tomorrow. We'll see!

Please post your success or failure - since finding this site I can't take myself away from the computer. It's just grossly unfair that you can pop pills or snort lines (or drink till the rosacia and gin blossoms come) and be "clean" for an employer. I'm grateful to have found this site!!

But take it from someone who has smoked for a LONG time - there are no quick fixes or magic potions, as I'm learning. Subbing may be the only hope for my dream job and while I'm a little uncomfortable having to go to such lengths, I will do what I have to in order to save face and start working again.

Sec

Here is another thread full of myths. I really thought we were making progress against the detox drinks and artificial cleansers that never work. Do all of you realize why the instructions are to drink anywhere from 1 - 4 bottles of water AFTER drinking the solution and BEFORE taking the test? Because it is diluting your urine with water. The drinks are nothing but vitamins and water and coloring (maybe a bit of flavoring added as well).

That is because it is the only method that works with any regularity and certainty at all.

Go ahead and gamble with your detox drinks and cleansing solutions. All you are doing is diluting. Sometimes it works, most times it doesn't. Either you are too diluted and the specimen is rejected or it is positive anyway because you smoked too soon to test time and put too much faith in the snake oil solution.

What works 100% of the time? Education and preparation.

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Peggy Hill

Trust me when I say I believe you....and if the (total) cost is under $20 I have nothing to lose (free vales; I would never lay out $40+ for it).

But when you fail after a gallon and a half of h2o panic sets in and a desperate person does foolish things.

I've learned plenty from you folks and I'm forever grateful.

SmokeyGuard

lol, I don't want to get in a "Pi$$ing Match" (pun intended), but what do you care if I shell out $40 for a bottle of magic potion?

I understand that there is no fail safe method for dilution, but does a little extra insurance added to this sites dilution process hurt?

1tokeovertheline

We are here to help. Saving you $40 dollars on a magic potion, when the dilution method here does the same thing..........is helping.

Dilution added to dilution could equal a negative dilute, which isn't passing. When you are diluting for a piss test, more isn't better. That is unless you don't care if you pass.