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the beast

Alright... Last time i smoked was new years night but only 2 pulls or so... but the week before new years 4 or 5 times... Im not a regular smoker... Ive been clean for about 34 days... Im 5 foot 7 and 172 pounds of muscle and little fat... In the past month ive been very active by hitting the gym and doing occasional running and sprints... also drank alot of water and vitamins... Tomarrow i have to take a urine test for a job... i was wondering if i will be clean without taking any detox? also thought about having someone piss in a bottle and use that to test... Is there any hope for me or anything i should try before taking the test?

 

Peggy Hill

You'd rather ask a message board rather than run out and spend $15 on a test?

A month is a long time to clean up, but what's with everyone taking chances?

SmokeyGuard

Gotta go with Peggy!
for $15 (drug store test) You would know what your chance are for sure!

Pound some cranberry juice today, it is supposed to help clean you out.
NONE tommorow, or your going to run the risk of detox'ing into your test cup.

Your chance are pretty good, so DO NOT over dilute. Drink a normal amount of water today and tomorrow. I would not exceed 4 8oz glasses tomorrow and get in as many pees before you go as possible.

Good Luck!

1tokeovertheline

The cranberry juice ridding your body of THC metabolites story is a myth. Nothing but time and exercise will rid your body of THC metabolites. Drinking too much of any liquid before a piss test will get you a negative dilute, which is not passing. The dilution method on this site is able to help you pass the test if followed correctly.

SmokeyGuard

If you read my post it wasn't instructions for dilution, just a way to naturally process ALL toxins quicker than normal. I actually recommended that "The Beast" should drink NONE on test day...

Obviously, you don't understand liver/kidney functions and natural detox, why make claims that something is a myth?

And being clean for 34 days (with only 2 hits then.), and exercising like they detailed, why would you recommend using ANY dilution technique?
That's a great way to a probably needless over-dilution!

I've said before... Someone can have thousands of posts and still give questionable advice.

 

1tokeovertheline

Cranberry juice will not clean THC metabolites(toxin) from your system quicker. Nothing but time and exercise will get rid of it.

Obviously you don't understand ridding your body of THC metabolites. I make the claim because it is a myth.

It is stated on this board many, many times. If you follow the dilution method carefully, you won't over dilute.

That is correct and in my opinion you have the questionable advice part down and now you are working on the thousands of post.

budtoker

wow i think its pretty funny that after reading a few threads i can already see the little cliques that are forming on here..personally i think this is a big misscommunication, 1tokeoverthelin, what smokey is trying to say is that drinking cranberry juice helps more toxins be realesed in your urine, not that it removes the THC from your fat cells. the whole dilution method isnt to remove the THC from your fat cells its to cover up the amount of THC in your urine. for example in chemistry we are diluting acids with water, the water doesnt remove the acid it only decreases the amount per volume of acid therefore lowering the amount composition of the acid:water. the same technique can be used to lower the THC metabolites:urine ratio. so before we start crucifing each other perhaps we should look at it from all angles, hit a J, and try to get along.

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SmokeyGuard

Thanks BT! I passed my test today, so pass the doob along!

It's an ongoing clique thing... I don't let it bring me down! You obviously get what I'm saying, I'm not going to try to explain it again.

budtoker

haha its not really that complex its just that some people don't want to give the possibility that they are wrong a chance.

Sec

Please don't take this as me doubting you; because I am absolutely sure that someone who would make such a claim as this can back it up with documentation. Just so everyone can see exactly where you are getting your information, would you be so kind as to post a link to your source for this information? You know, if you have 100's of documented testimonials that cranberry juice actually cleans "floating" toxins from your body, or scientific evidence, maybe medical journals where doctors are recommending people drink cranberry juice as a remedy or treatment for toxic exposures, cancers and poisonings, by all means, post them.

If you were to post such factual, impartial information, I am sure those who are posting doubts of your claims would stop doubting and get behind you 100%.

By the way, "good for the urinary tract" does not contribute towards cleaning floating toxins from the body, whether the toxins are in fat cells or in blood cells or anywhere else other than the urinary tract. Oh, and just for shits and giggles, lets define the urinary tract as leaving from the kidneys through the ureter, the bladder and finally through the urethra and exiting the body.

And I'll say it again for your benefit budtoker, I really don't care if I am wrong on your drug test. You see, I won't suffer the adverse consequenses of being wrong on your drug test like you will. I have never failed and never will fail a drug test - ever.

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