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Old 02-12-2007, 03:41 PM   #1
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Alright so I came back from Iraq went home on leave and smoked about 5 out of every 7 days(i was home for a month). I smoked nothin, but nug. Im 5'11 215lbs. I didnt work out when I was home but i worked out 4 days a week for 23 days before my test(i didnt smoke for these 23 days). I used niacin 3 times in large amounts of 500mg each time and drank lots of water and cranberry juice everyday. Then I had to have a colonoscpy the day of my test (i didnt know i was gonna get tested). well i couldnt even piss cause i was soo dehydrated i didnt eat anything and barely had anything to drink. they made me take like two bottles of sodium phosphate. well they made me stand there for so long thinking i was lieing about not being able to pee that they made me late for the surgery. so i didnt eat anything that day and hade to take another bottle of sodium phospate (its laxative that forces all your bodies water out through other means then pissin). i did my surgery the next day and had my drug test the day after. Im in pretty good shape I have a tiny gut. I would say my metabolic rate is average, I also took some cranberry pills and hydroxy cut everyonce in awhile when i was feelin sluggish to speed up my meta. rate. this is a government drug test that test for prescription drugs also so claiming false positives is out of the question but i have recently been telling people about the great benefits of hemp seed oil just in case lol. any feedback would help sorry i wrote a story i do have a way to escape being punished i just have to go turn myself in to a rehab program and i wont get in trouble but i dont wanna do this unless i have to it will go on my record forever (oh yeah and i used a capful of bleach in a 2 gallon jug of water once, my buddy smoked with me the day before his drug test and he did it that night and it worked for him and he smoked all the damn time, stupid stupid stupid i know tell me about it.)
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Old 02-12-2007, 11:07 PM   #2
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Interesting.

I believe you said you were clean for 23 days prior to your test. If so, then there is a good chance you might have passed.

Here's hoping for the best for you.

Let us know.
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Old 02-13-2007, 05:35 PM   #3
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want to pass a thc or any drug test, 2 days before the test take 3 -4 ACTIVATED
CHARCOAL PILLS, and drink one QT. Diet Green Tea. No Shit!!!!!!
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want to pass a thc or any drug test, 2 days before the test take 3 -4 ACTIVATED
CHARCOAL PILLS, and drink one QT. Diet Green Tea. No Shit!!!!!!
You WILL shit black, and you won't pass unless the fluid from the tea helps dilute enough. Definetly NOT a good method.
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