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THE CHIEF

Hello

I'm overweight, I don't work out...But I do smoke alot.

I have been smoking for the pass 4-5 years straigt....pretty much everyday.
I have a test coming up maybe no later than next week (I think pee test) for a major cooperation and I need some help in passing this....Prior, I have used drink blockers and passed, however that was when i really didnt smoke...a few here n there...Then I evenually failed one using the blocker, and from then on I knew I needed something stronger.


Please help I live in the Atlanta area..i need to kno where to buy and/or how to handle this all together.

 

metus

since you didnt go into detail about your drug screen, i cant say too much.

I would suggest subbing, from what ive read it would seem <given your weight and metabolism> that dilution wouldnt help since u would most likely have large ammounts of THC metabolites in your system.

also i suggest you search the posts on this forum, i have learned a lot from them.

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Sec

metus is right. You won't pass by using your own pee and a "blocker" (there is no such thing BTW).

Look into substitution. There are entire threads devoted to it. You are looking for a miracle do this and pass guaranteed!!!, well, you can't get it. You need to read here, learn what you can do and how to do it. Then, after you have decided on the method you are going to use, if you still have questions, by all means ask away.

The best thing to do is explore this site, read what you can, then you will have a better idea of what questions to ask.

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THE CHIEF

Thank You's.....I will Deff. do this!!!! my only concern is how to keep it warm, I have read a couple techniques...what is the best? Thanks in advance

loveallthc

ok! listen yall have never heard of this. trust me it work's
all you need to is, 2 days before test is take 4 Actitvated
charcoal pills, very safe, acsobes THC an All toxiun
you will poop black for about 2 days but who cares.
then drink diet green tea allready in gallons jugs in
stores piss 4-5 times. bingo go pass your test.
your welcome
P.S. charcoal is what what they put in your stomach
4 pill overdose, i know they did it to me.


Please help I live in the Atlanta area..i need to kno where to buy and/or how to handle this all together.[/quote]

 

Sec

Charcoal is a binder. That means that it binds with substances in your stomach. (not in your blood, fat cells, muscle cells, hair, saliva, kidneys, liver, bladder or where ever else you might have toxins). They do use charcoal (Actidose) for overdoses in emergency settings. Yes, you do shit black, you also probably will throw up (violently).

The drinking gallons of green tea and pissing several times before your test is overdoing a dilution technique. It has nothing to do with the charcoal tablets.

Please don't practice medicine without a license on a public forum .

GreenSmoke420

Chief, listen to Sec3, you can't go wrong there. I was in a similar situation a few months back and I too am overweight and have smoked damn near daily for years. I wasted money on detox drinks, pills, etc. I came here and soaked up all I could learn about subbing and long story short it works. I'd recommend Quick Fix and make sure it's formula 4.0 and you will be good to go. Take a look at this thread by N2, yes it's a bit dated, but it works and this is where I gleaned all my info. Good luck to you!

SUBSTITUTION BY N2

THE CHIEF

Thanks...."Bud" dies!!!

bigtymer7

hahHA Im so damn high, and reading this stupid post made me laugh my ass off.

ok! listen yall have never heard of this. trust me it work's
all you need to is, 2 days before test is take 4 Actitvated
charcoal pills, very safe, acsobes THC an All toxiun
you will poop black for about 2 days but who cares.
then drink diet green tea allready in gallons jugs in
stores piss 4-5 times. bingo go pass your test.
your welcome
P.S. charcoal is what what they put in your stomach
4 pill overdose, i know they did it to me.

WTF!!!!???!!!??!??!?

Darius927

I'm with big/sec3 on this one. I'm not an expert, but that sounds like bullsh*it to me.

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Oh yea, and if you have ANY test coming up, QUIT NOW! Is this worth jail or losing this $$$ ? NO! If you think so, you'll probably end up like this .