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Cyderdog1

Hello to all, I just recently found this website and foroum and it has been really helpful! Thanks to all the great posts and comments on here, I will certainly pass on the wisdom.

So I have to take a UA @ Quest Diagnostics this afternoon. I have generally quit smoking and in the last month I hit a pinchy like two weeks ago, and I smoked a blunt with my buddy on Sat March 3. I am 6'2, and 223, I would say I have a medium metabolism, I eat a lot and have a little belly. But for the most part I am atheletic, go to the gym at least 3 times a week.

I bought a take home tester yesturday and failed it! I have read on here that you can't trust the take home cleansers and also that Quest will test for them. I don't feel comfortable trying the substitution method, and I feel fucked. I need this job and can't afford for my family and wife to find out i failed getting the job cause of a UA.

I have been drinking a ton of water this morning, plus i bought aspirin and rolaids. I got the creatin pills too which i took this morning. I am going for the dialution method but at this point find myself still nervous.

Anyone got pointers or last minute suggestions? Or anyone taking a cleanser before going into quest for a UA???

 

dankitydank

Due to the fact that you have little time to get synthetic pee, my advice is to substitute. You have no time to practice for dillution, and honestly... substitution with a friends piss is a sure thing to pass a test.

Its normal to be nervous, calm down. Immediately, which I mean RIGHT NOW, find someone who is willing to give you clean piss.

Did I mention substitution is a sure pass deal?

Cyderdog1

how do I make sure that the temp stays in the right range? Even if i wrap it with a hand warmer, how would i know that I didn't heat it above 100 degrees?

dankitydank

Well, this is what I did.. and yes, it did work. I got my friends piss thirty minutes after he put it into a plastic cup. I got it, took it home, and microwaved it for thirty seconds... it was WAY too hot for me, in fact, the piss was steamy.. And didn't smell too great either.

After that, I put the piss in a ziplock bag, zipped it, and put it in another zip lock bag... then I went off to the clinic..

The clinic was 20 minutes away, and I needed a way to keep it warm. So, I put in on my dash in my car, and blared the heat on it. When I got there, it was still pretty warm. Maybe too warm, but I tucked it in my tighty whiteys, in the gooche area and went in... and I knew I'd probably sit there for close to 15-20 minutes anyways, so it gave it some time to cool down, and keep it at my body temperature.



I never used a temperature gauge... I did it the old fashion way and guessed if it was right or not. Empravise my friend, empravise. (Did I spell that right?)

dankitydank

(Sorry for the repost, but thought this might be important)


SOME CLINICS DO NOT TEST FOR TEMPERATURE. The past FOUR drug screens that I had to do did not test for temperature, but that might be because I did all of them early in the morning... literally when they just got to work. So, doing it now, depending on your time zone might be a chance of not worrying about temperature. If you decide you want to make sure its at a temperature range, then it should be between 90 - 100. A little lower isn't bad, a little higher is a bit strange.

Just keep your cool man... I'm serious, its a LOT easier than what you think it is. Seriously, its really easy. You have no reason to be sweating it. You act nervous and they will suspect, keep your cool.

 

Cyderdog1

I won't be going for the substitution method. I have been diluting myself all morning and afternoon so far. I also have been taking the aspirin and rolaids. Not to mention the creatine.

dankitydank

The aspirin and rolaids are good... but how long have you been taking the creatine supplement? You do realize you need to have been doing that three days ago in order for it to work on the dillution, correct?

They will notice that your pee is colorful, which is a good sign.. but if your creatine level is low, they will know you purposely dilluted your sample, giving you a positive-dillute as a result of your test.

You're choice to do what you wish, but if your piss is completely clear, they WILL send it to a lab and do more extensive tests on it. Better do it right the first time..



Like I've said, with substitution there is no worries on doing it. All you gotta do is get it in the damn cup. Simple.

Cyderdog1

Well, my creatine is a newer form that is fast absorbing and gets into your system faster, its called CR5. I took four yesturday, and 3 earlier this morning and two not too long ago.

Also, i have been eating different things with protien in it for the last 3 days. I am now drinking some coffee to speed up my matabolism (SP?) I won't go take the test for a few more hours, hopefully giving it more time to enter my system. I have drank a over 64 ounces of water and now I am on my second 64 oz of Gatorade (this one with 3 tb spns of salt.

I will be making a protien shake with my mashed up maga man vitamin soon. It is loaded with b2,b6, and b12.

I am tempted to go buy a detox drink from GNC (qcarb032) , but I have learned that it is the same as everything I have done for myself today.

I can't think of any friends in the time span that has clean piss anyway.

dankitydank

Why would you want to speed up your metabolism? Thats the worst thing you could possibly do. Now you have more THC Metabolits in your blood/urine. Don't use those drinks, they are a waste of money and all they do anyways is dillute your piss with some color. Sometimes they don't even add color... they are just complete junk.


I can't give you any more advice, you have all that I can give you. Post and let me know how it goes anyways. Good luck.

Dank

Cyderdog1

Thanks man, I appreciate you taking some time to help me out. I will kill the coffee intake, i just thought it would help my body process what I am putting into it a little faster.

I will avoid wasting my money on the drinks, I will be doing a take home test in a little bit. I will be sure i post my result before I head into the real thing.

Thanks again.