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Gitz

I have a drug test coming within the next week. I have to stop smoking because I'm going to get a test once a week. Other than buying piss for the first one...can I just drink lots of water, cranberry juice, and exercise to clear my system for the first test? I don't have that much cash so... and I know about Gatorade and Salt w/ Advil and all that shit, I just want to do this simply. I need to REMOVE this, because I don't know when the test is so I can't just trick the test. Low grade drug store kind of tests...Please help a bitch out.

P.S...I smoked THIS MORNING...3/9/07 at 7:30

-Gitz
(Is fucked without your help)

 

Somnium

You're going to have to scrape up enough money to buy something synthetic for a while, or use a clean friend's urine, if you've been smoking long enough to warrant getting tested every week I'm guessing you've been smoking for a while and unless you're blessed with the metabolism of the gods you're not going to be clean for a while. Exercise is a good idea so clean out faster for subsequent tests but it won't make you clean in a week, and its ASPIRIN, not Advil. Advil is ibuprofen which is known to cause false positives, something you don't need. The brand you're looking for is Bayer Aspirin, not not NOT Advil.

1tokeovertheline

If the lab runs a GC/MS that will rule out any false positives.

Gitz

well, I'm downing the water like a fish, and I'm going out to get some cranberry juice. I'm pissing every 20 minutes so that must be good...first test is in about a week..so i'm going to exercise and keep on drinking.
Thanks, and I'd appreciate anymore help. Gotta get Asprin too.

FakeBoobsRule

Hey Gitz, read my signature for the link on Why drinking lots of water (days and days before the test) is useless.

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lew scannon

Drinking fluids days before the test is of no help whatsoever because THC is not water soluble. THC is stored in the fat cells and remain there only until the fat cell is burned. When a fat cell is burned, the THC metabolite is released back into the bloodstream, to make exit primarily through the urine.
Drinking fluids are effective only on test day, and thats because the THC concentration thats presently stored in the bladder is diluted just enough (hopefully) to register on the good side of the screens cutoff limit.

Exercising weeks before the test helps as fat cells are being burned and THC metabolites are being excreted. However, if you are still not clean 3 days prior to test day (you have been taking home tests, and with using your first void of the day, haven't you?), stop all physical activity right away and be lazy as possible until after you take your drug test. The idea is to keep fat cells from burning so you wont be excreteing THC metabolites on test day.

Gitz

I was told by a buddy of mine to take shit pills the day before the test, drink about 4 gallons of water, and sweat all of the THC out of me, other than that, exercise every day untill then and not to take any bleach or anything, i think i'll take that and everything you guys are saying into GREAT consideration, the help is much appreciated. Fucking drug tests. Once a fucking week...god damnit.

FakeBoobsRule

More specifically, soluble fiber, not just any old laxative will do.

Wrong, that is too much which will probably result in a dilute sample. Also, water is not the fluid of choice when using the dilution method. Read the sticky on dilution.
Some THC is eliminated through sweat but not much. Sweating really will not help you.
Most of us recommend stopping the exercise 3-5 days before the test because those extra metabolites that your body eliminates will end up in the specimen cup otherwise.
Duh. Your friend seems to have just enough knowledge on this subject to be dangerous. Read up on this site, use the search feature, and read the stickies.

1tokeovertheline

In my opinion any amount of THC metabolites you can get out of your body will help. No matter how small of an amount, it could mean the results being under or over the cut off limit. It may not help much, but it will help. So it is possible that sweating may help.
NIDA has a few articles on drug tests using patches that collect sweat. If the amount is enough to test, it's enough to eliminate from your body by work or exercise. At least that sounds reasonable to me.

Like you said though. You don't want to exercise close to the testing time.