quick cleanse tabs

jpbc99 · 03-25-2007, 11:36 PM

I have heard and read a lot lately. If you ask the company, they will tell you you need it.

People here in the forums are hellbent on the free water and dilution method.

In fact, they say thats all the products are doing. This is naive. They would not sell if they didn't work.

Let me explain. Despite drinking 100 ounces of water in a half hr, I still failed. With the quick tabs, I passed.

What I am getting at here is there is something more than just vitamins, water, and creatine in those drinks.

Most of the advice I read here is dangerours. Some kid is telling people to start drinking water 12 hrs before the test. Honestly, I would never tell some one to do that. They may die from to much water.

100 ounces in an hr is about the maximum I can drink before I can feel my electrolites depleted.

The point of this post was to discuss the quick tabs and dilution. I can attest to actually experimenting. The tabs just work.

Anyway, anyone reading about dilution, thinking a gallon of water will make them pass is risking their health. Use something with salts in it, like powerade...yea no straight water.

Anyone else actually test methods? Please, no mongrols barkin up a useless tree.

zonecode88 · 03-26-2007, 02:55 AM

Quote:

Most of the advice I read here is dangerours. Some kid is telling people to start drinking water 12 hrs before the test. Honestly, I would never tell some one to do that. They may die from to much water.

100 ounces in an hr is about the maximum I can drink before I can feel my electrolites depleted.

To say any written piece of information is "dangerous" is a rediculous statement. It is up to the reader to decide using one's own intelligence whether or not what one reads is trustworthy information. Do you believe everything you read? The only bad info on this site (that I have found) comes from people who think they are helping, but aren't properly informed about what they are saying. This problem is universal to every single forum or community that I have participated in.
Can you link to the post that you were referring to above? I'd like to read that for myself... somthing seems wrong about that...

You're talking about proper dilution tecniques, then you drink 100 oz of water in half an hour? I don't know where you got that from... Research that I have done on this site in the past tells me that 100 oz is way to much liquid whithin an unnecessarily short length of time. If you chose to put yourself at risk based on mis-information, well the responsibility for any consequences of your choice lies with you alone. It's just common sense.

If you are going to be so bold as to call this site dangerous, then I ask you to please back up what you say. Specifically post a link to the post or posts you were referring to. Obviously mis-information is unavoidable.. however, people (especially here) don't just let a post that is completely wrong just sit there unreplied to. If a member posts something false, someone who knows their shit will call them on it. The point is, the overwhelming majority of the mis-informative posts are corrected, in the replies of rebuttal from informed and experienced members.

Quote:

The point of this post was to discuss the quick tabs and dilution. I can attest to actually experimenting. The tabs just work.

Was it? You say that your post is about discussing quick tabs, then say that the "The tabs just work."... thats 4 words. Is that all? Not much of a discussion if you ask me. One four word declarative statement out of the entirety of your thread actually "discusses" what you titled the thread.

It would be nice to see some quotes or links that give merit to your position. Only if I saw some decent proof could my stance be swayed.

jpbc99 · 03-26-2007, 12:28 PM

You snappy lil Bi$$$. Did you not get your coke or something. Sounds like you have way to much on your mind.

Have you ever compared results from using a detox product to excessive and copious amounts of water loading?

I guess not cause youd probably have contradicted that too. Anyone who thinks you can pass a DT by drinking a lotta water and takin vitamin B is in for it.

Federal guidlines were upped around 95. The cutoff for THC went from 100 ng/ml to 50.

The products out there, quick cleanse tabs in my case, are effective at masking the metabolites. Obviously if they were advertized to beat a DT and spelled out why they work they would be banned. Its why so many states banned urineluck, cause it works.

Good luck on all the morons out there just water loading, cause you could A die, and B not pass.

Whatever. Seriously, your a snappy lil bi$$$ who probably has a poly substance abuse problem with nothing else better to do than to tear into people online.

Go spike it right in your neck. I aggree though, my statement was rediculous...rediculously true. Thanks.

Quote:

Originally Posted by zonecode88

To say any written piece of information is "dangerous" is a rediculous statement. It is up to the reader to decide using one's own intelligence whether or not what one reads is trustworthy information. Do you believe everything you read? The only bad info on this site (that I have found) comes from people who think they are helping, but aren't properly informed about what they are saying. This problem is universal to every single forum or community that I have participated in.
Can you link to the post that you were referring to above? I'd like to read that for myself... somthing seems wrong about that...

You're talking about proper dilution tecniques, then you drink 100 oz of water in half an hour? I don't know where you got that from... Research that I have done on this site in the past tells me that 100 oz is way to much liquid whithin an unnecessarily short length of time. If you chose to put yourself at risk based on mis-information, well the responsibility for any consequences of your choice lies with you alone. It's just common sense.

If you are going to be so bold as to call this site dangerous, then I ask you to please back up what you say. Specifically post a link to the post or posts you were referring to. Obviously mis-information is unavoidable.. however, people (especially here) don't just let a post that is completely wrong just sit there unreplied to. If a member posts something false, someone who knows their shit will call them on it. The point is, the overwhelming majority of the mis-informative posts are corrected, in the replies of rebuttal from informed and experienced members.

Was it? You say that your post is about discussing quick tabs, then say that the "The tabs just work."... thats 4 words. Is that all? Not much of a discussion if you ask me. One four word declarative statement out of the entirety of your thread actually "discusses" what you titled the thread.

It would be nice to see some quotes or links that give merit to your position. Only if I saw some decent proof could my stance be swayed.

zonecode88 · 03-26-2007, 09:36 PM

HAHAHAHA.
Now, THAT, is awesome. Thanks for proving my point. See you in hell.

bongpimper420 · 03-26-2007, 10:38 PM

ummm.....dilution works. I'm on probation and it has helped me pass. You both need to just smoke one and calm down, quick tabs might help, but don't say that dilution won't work because it does very well, even if you smoke blunt after blunt bong after bong everyday, dilution will work as it did for me after not smoking for just 7 days.

zonecode88 · 03-26-2007, 11:56 PM

If you notice, nowhere in my above post will you find any derogatory statement or inflamatory language. I took my time carefully and calmly when I composed it.
I asked him for some proof to back up his accusation. If that makes me a cocaine addict, like he says, then whatever. It's rather hilarious actually, I think. No sweat off my back though. Peace

Hawg · 03-27-2007, 12:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jpbc99

Anyone else actually test methods? Please, no mongrols barkin up a useless tree.

Yes, Me and a few friends went to the local head shop a few years back and bought absolutley everthing on the market to pass a urine test. We spent hundreds of dollars each and then started testing at a local lab. We were in a apprenticeship program and had a lot riding on passing the tests. The only ones that actually worked was when we had abstained from smoking, which would make you pass a test with about anything anyway. We decide to go with the dillution method because of the cost factor and the high success rate. Those of us that could not abstain subbed with Quick Fix or someones urine. Belive me or not the ones that failed used one of the magic potions and followed them to a 'T'. Maybe if they had abstained longer they would have had a chance at it.

But ot each his own, like it is highly stressed here, know your timelines and what does and does not work for you. Everyone is different, it depends on your useage no matter which way you go about passing a test, My wife can quit for about 3-4 days and pass with using the dillution method or using Sonnes#7. Some of my friends range anywhere from 4 days to a week or more using dillution. Me I can pass one [depending on my intake] in 6-7 days with minor dillution. I have passed one the next day after smoking 2 one hits a day for weeks on end using the dillution mehtod also. But I have years of practice and also deal with once a year testing for the Union Hall and randoms, to DOT testing when I am driving a truck when there is no work at the hall.

As for some of the advice on here, you can take it with a grain of salt

, consider the source, the age of the source how many posts and the info in the posts. About drinking a lot of water to early before the test you are right [as it has been said on here many times] it does not help you and actually goes against you. You are on the right track by eperimenting with your body on your timelines, the advice given here is a basic guide that you can tweak to your benefit. Good luck

jpbc99 · 03-27-2007, 02:28 AM

Lol, this was what I was looking for. A couple of fellow burnouts who tried something like this. All I got to report I already posted about the quick tabs.

I thought I might have had mine today, but well the HR lady said she would touch base today or sometime this week [It is almost like they wanted to give me some notice].

I had the interview Wednesday and got the offer just this last friday. The last I smoke was a blunt Thursday night. I would be sitting pretty now if I quit a week or two ago. But being a chronic pot smoker that I am I had to squeeze in every last high I thought I could.

In the buisness I am getting into most small companies actually hate the fact they have to test. Even some of the most strict higher levels of management like to blurt out "DRUG TEST" about a week before it happens. We have potheads.

Anyhow, more potheads studying the remedies and tecniques would help. I hear somewhere [live chat with a detox product rep] that most home remidies are hard to beat with detox products. Sounds kind of fishy to me. Youd think that the dude would want to say the other way around.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hawg

Yes, Me and a few friends went to the local head shop a few years back and bought absolutley everthing on the market to pass a urine test. We spent hundreds of dollars each and then started testing at a local lab. We were in a apprenticeship program and had a lot riding on passing the tests. The only ones that actually worked was when we had abstained from smoking, which would make you pass a test with about anything anyway. We decide to go with the dillution method because of the cost factor and the high success rate. Those of us that could not abstain subbed with Quick Fix or someones urine. Belive me or not the ones that failed used one of the magic potions and followed them to a 'T'. Maybe if they had abstained longer they would have had a chance at it.

But ot each his own, like it is highly stressed here, know your timelines and what does and does not work for you. Everyone is different, it depends on your useage no matter which way you go about passing a test, My wife can quit for about 3-4 days and pass with using the dillution method or using Sonnes#7. Some of my friends range anywhere from 4 days to a week or more using dillution. Me I can pass one [depending on my intake] in 6-7 days with minor dillution. I have passed one the next day after smoking 2 one hits a day for weeks on end using the dillution mehtod also. But I have years of practice and also deal with once a year testing for the Union Hall and randoms, to DOT testing when I am driving a truck when there is no work at the hall.

As for some of the advice on here, you can take it with a grain of salt

, consider the source, the age of the source how many posts and the info in the posts. About drinking a lot of water to early before the test you are right [as it has been said on here many times] it does not help you and actually goes against you. You are on the right track by eperimenting with your body on your timelines, the advice given here is a basic guide that you can tweak to your benefit. Good luck

mark87fndr · 03-27-2007, 01:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ihopeipassed

Well I had a drug test today. Been smoking pretty much every weekend for the past couple of months. Smoked 2 grams with 2 other people on saturday, today is friday.

6 ft, 160, lean, high metabolism.

Drank about 10-20oz bottle of water every 45minutes to an hour from 7:50- about 2:00pm. Took a creatine supplement for the past 4 days. At 11:30 I took 4 asprin. Took another one at 2:30. Took 6 tums at 1:30. Took 10 b12 at 1:30.

The test was at about 3 pm.

I hope I passed. I'll let you all know when the results come in...sometime next week.

^I passed. Way cheaper than any of the detox shit you can buy. I borrowed the creatine from the friend and the only thing I had to buy was the tums which cost about 5 bucks. You can't just drink a shitload of water obviously...you have to follow the dilution technique.

I got tested at a LAB also btw. NOT a takehome test.

dankitydank · 03-27-2007, 01:20 AM

Those products are false advertising. Indeed, they may help pass a test... but only by using dillution... which there is already a dillution technique sticky on this forum, providing it is a cheaper means of doing so. Why spend 50-70 bucks on a drink that ALMOST does the same thing as the dillution technique describe on this forum?

Pointless.

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jpbc99 New Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 191 Grams: 3,322.70 Thanks: 37 Thanked 25 Times in 21 Posts Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: 0.000%	quick cleanse tabs I have heard and read a lot lately. If you ask the company, they will tell you you need it. People here in the forums are hellbent on the free water and dilution method. In fact, they say thats all the products are doing. This is naive. They would not sell if they didn't work. Let me explain. Despite drinking 100 ounces of water in a half hr, I still failed. With the quick tabs, I passed. What I am getting at here is there is something more than just vitamins, water, and creatine in those drinks. Most of the advice I read here is dangerours. Some kid is telling people to start drinking water 12 hrs before the test. Honestly, I would never tell some one to do that. They may die from to much water. 100 ounces in an hr is about the maximum I can drink before I can feel my electrolites depleted. The point of this post was to discuss the quick tabs and dilution. I can attest to actually experimenting. The tabs just work. Anyway, anyone reading about dilution, thinking a gallon of water will make them pass is risking their health. Use something with salts in it, like powerade...yea no straight water. Anyone else actually test methods? Please, no mongrols barkin up a useless tree.

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