maxiderm

hey guys, ive been a long time lurker of these forums, but i have yet to get a good answer to my particular problem. the people i live with caught me with weed over a year ago, and told me i have to stop smoking to stay. it is important that i stay there, i do not have the funds (right now) to live elsewhere. since then they started randomly testing me. and this isnt like "oh ya, by the way, we are testing you tomorrow" either. they dont give me ANY type of notice at all. they just randomly walk up to my room with a cup every 3-4 months, and stand by the bathroom to hear me pee in the cup. i stayed clean for over a year, but now i just started smoking again, every day for the past week. i need a foolproof plan so i can have clean warm urine on me at all times. keep in mind, this isnt a lab test, this is a cheap little home test. i could put f*cking apple juice in there, and as long as it was warm and smelled like urine, then there would be no problem.

any suggestions? when i was clean i peed in a condom and my buddy tied it between his legs to keep it warm and he took it in, poked it with a safety pin, and he passed. i thought of doing this, but i dont think i can because urine goes bad after a day or two (startes to smell, seperates, etc).


any help at ALL will be appreciated