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hw9cs

So I decided to do substitution for my test tomorrow (I can't take any chances of failure) and I got a good method I'm going to use nice and hot urine but I'm worried they will hear me "messing around" in the bathroom (pouring the condom into the cup). Also I got it timed down to like 3 minutes but the noises probably coming from the bathroom don't sound too normal.

Should I be real worried about this? Or any tips from someone whos "messed around" in the bathroom?

 

Darius927

Be careful with the condom. I don't know if your going to knot it and pin it open, or twist tie it, but here's something I realized.

Pissing is pretty LOUD. If you whiz into the toilet once your ready to sub, it should more than drown out any pouring noises. That's my honest opinion at least.

I think you have about 4 mins, give or take. I read that in the DOT regs (which most non-DOT follow for the most part) or somewhere else. Better practice some more and get a little faster.

hw9cs

seems like a good idea just peeing over the pour (im gonna use a twist tie btw), I'm doing dilution as back up incase something dosen't work right so I should have plenty of pee. Lets just hope I don't have to pee again (for real) because my piss is too cold. I just really hope I can get it non-shady enough, I wonder what they would do?

zonecode88

Tilt the cup and pour it slowly onto the inside wall of the cup. It should pretty damned hard to hear from outside the door. I wouldn't sweat them hearing your pour it in. Besides, the sound of liquid entering a cup isn't a suspicious one. And yea, you could piss in the toilet at the same time you pour, as Darius said.

hw9cs

Thats a good idea, I wish the condoms werent so damn noisey! (I also wish I knew about this more than 48 hours in advance)!

 

zonecode88

I would never use a condom to sub unless they somehow forgot how to manufacure plastic bottles. Common sense tells me that a sealed bottle is a safer and more efficient way to store, transport, and pour liquid than using a tied sack of liquid. It's the same reason we carry around water bottles instead of water pouches.

As for condoms being able to heat up faster than bottles.... so, start heating the bottle earlier and problem solved.

However, due to your lack of time, maybe you should stick with what you have been practicing. Your call.

hw9cs

shit maybe your right, I'm gonna try a bottle here once or twice and see if that works better

Darius927

I've been practicing with both, in case I have to sub. I feel MUCH safer using a condom, because I still have a paranoid feeling they will seriously look me over or frisk me. I'm almost sure this won't be the case, as several people have told me frisking you is groping and is illegal. However, I just have the feeling that a condom is less suspicious, because it's soft and can change shape to your body, you know? But a bottle is definetly WAY less prone to leakage.

Was your test Quest? If so what is the test code if you have it? Remember play it cool and you should be fine. Good luck.

FakeBoobsRule

What exactly are these unusual sounds? Does it sound like you are opening a canned drink with a pulltab or what? It isn't like they have their ear pressed against the door. Sec one time posted that she and her underlings make side beats over who will get the most nervous donor. I want to know exactly what this sound is so that I can try to reassure you that you are being paranoid for no good reason unless you are breaking glass inside the bathroom. You are using the condom method, are you untying it or popping it with a needle? Hell most people use bottle and opening a bottle top can easily be louder than the condom. You have gotten good suggestions, especially the one about peeing while doing the deed to cover noises. If your hands are not free, try coughing while making this unusal noise.

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