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Old 04-03-2007, 04:57 AM   #1
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Hey...I'm 16 years old...around 135 and 5 '10...I have a very fast metabolism and I am very active. I have a urine test tommorow for my job and I smoked last friday and saturday night. I smoked around .4 grams in total. So the last time I smoked was 10 days ago. I smoke like every friday and saturday and sometimes during the week. I usually smoke 2 grams a week just luckily last week I was low on cash and I didn't smoke that much. I have no way of getting pills/detox anything so all I have been doing is drinking water and working out. What do you guys think are the chances of me passing?
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Old 04-03-2007, 05:23 AM   #2
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What's the test for? Pre-employment? Probation/parole/court order? Fooling parents?
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Old 04-03-2007, 05:24 AM   #3
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If you've been smoking for months, probably pretty low. If you have no chance of getting clean piss from a friend, or getting synthetic urine (DO NOT GET ADDITIVES), read the dilution sticky at the top of this forum. Aspirin, gatoraid, rolaids, etc. might work for you.
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Old 04-03-2007, 05:36 AM   #5
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Yea...I have been smoking for a good 3 months straight 2 times a week...almost all my friends smoke too much to take their piss so I can't do that. Is there anything anyone knows that is unproven but has worked once or something (taking a sip of bleech)? All I have to work with is what is in my house....any help would be greatly appreciated.
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Old 04-03-2007, 01:35 PM   #6
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Stop working out now. The time for beneficial effects from that are over. At this point, working out would be detrimental.

That is the only thing I would be comfortable suggesting to you. Lame, I know, sorry buddy.
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Read up on the dilution sticky. Most people have vitamins, aspirin, tums and sports drink or fruit juice in their homes. That is the best thing for you right now.
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Old 04-04-2007, 03:08 AM   #8
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Ok so I took the test today...I easily could have had someone elses pee in my pocket the lady said take your stuff out but didn't check me. She shut off the water and checked the temp. I really think I failed...and if I didn't they can say I diluted my pee was basically water lol. I don't know maybe I'm just nervous.
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Just want to say that whoever the hell said to take a sip of bleach should be killed for their stupidity. Never EVER drink bleach people...come on! What they ment was drop bleach into your sample, which would trigger it for additives so you'd fail from that anyways...much like you'd fail from life if you drank it. =\
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