Syphus

I smoked for the first time in 3 1/2 years on the 10th of march, I toked 2 long rips when i was pretty drunk. Pretty highgrade stuff, not sure if it was conbud or something higher grade. its been a while since I've been a habitual smoker.

I was just tested today (april 3rd) with only a 30 minute warning so I was not able to prep myself. ( I was dehydrated out the ass but made sure i drank a lot of water while i was waiting and didnt piss test till I couldnt hold it anymore)

At the time of smoking I was 190 pounds and six foot with a decent amount of muscle (6 months solid working out) I was still eating 4 times a day. But after 30 days off (leave ,I just got back from Iraq to be honest) Im now 195 pounds with more fat then I'd like.

I've passed tests before joining the military but I've always had prior warning and haven't smoked since I joined.

As a side note I've pretty much drank little to no water over the course of the last 25 days but smoke a pack of cigarettes/ dip half a can and drink a lot, usually between 12-20 beers a day (not counting bars on the weekends). I've still stayed pretty active during leave but no heavy lifting/working out (as long as sex doesn't count).

So whats up? Is military testing different, I think i am safe and in the clear but i would really like to hear from people that deal with this on a regular basis. Thanks