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casualSmoker

Well I've got at least 2 days before the test (1 day now). I'm assuming it will be a Quest labs test. I have been a regular smoker for about 8 years now. I would have quit a month before but like many people here I goofed because I thought that they weren't going to test me (preemployment).

For reference I am:
Male
165lb
6'0"
fast metabolism
light build

Anyway, I've been going the dilution route with just water and absolutely no food. I've also been adding a small amont of Body Mass (creatine) to my water once daily. I care little for my physical health until I pass the test. Fortunately I have the ability to get as many tests as it takes before I finally come up negative and then the next test I take I will have sent to my employer. If I am not clean by this Friday (end of the 2 days) I will simply keep fasting and drinking water till Monday and try again.

If I am forced to wait till Monday for my test to be good I plan to eat a large meal about 3 hours before my test which should hopefully help.

I also have a bottle of StripNC which I plan to drink and wait a few hours before testing this Friday. Money is also not an issue.

One of my questions is if I need to burn all the fat that is storing the THC then wouldn't working out in my weakend state improve my chances?

As I've said my physical health and money means little. I absolutely must pass this test. Thanks for your advice.

 

Wrecks

I see where you're coming from, fasting would definately trigger your body to start metabolizing fat, especially with some exercise. Just don't overdo it.
I would suggest you at least look into one of the dieting meal replacement drinks or powders out there. Very low in calories, but will provide your body with some protein, and other necessary nutrients.

Just be careful. If you are slim, and have a fast metabolism, your blood glucose levels can drop dangerously fast, especially if you are working out hard. Hypoglycemia can really mess with your head, and your body doesn't work right.

snake4812

you should consider subbing if possible

casualSmoker

I will get a couple Slim-Fast shakes. That should keep me relatively healthy.

Subbing is my first choice. I'm still going for a test at Quest today just to see how everything will pan out so that when I smuggle in the "clean" stuff I'll be prepared. I also plan to continue fasting, exercising and diluting just in case.

casualSmoker

wohoo!
"cannabinoids undetected" - HELL YEAH!


My test was at Labcorp.
I went with subbing which I'll include a brief description of for the record.

I used a 3-ounce shampoo bottle rinsed heavily (once with alcohol).
Got clean pee in a sealed and sterilized gatorade bottle and froze it over night.
Woke up before the test (7:30AM) and thawed the frozen urine.
Used warm water for about 10 minutes till the bottle was about 70 degrees (checked with multi-meter).
Filled the shampoo bottle using a flask funnel.
Heated up the filled shampoo bottle with warm water to 100 degrees.
Used 2 pairs of tighty whities and put the bottle between them in my grundle area.
Put a pair of boxers on top so everything looked in order.
Went to testing place at opening time (8:30AM), poured pee in sample cup, peed in toilet.
Waited an agonizing 4 days and had to go to the place for my results.

It wasn't difficult but it sure did cause me anxiety.