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Old 04-07-2007, 12:48 AM   #1
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Default Cuttin body fat to test clean?

hey guy/gals.

Got a question for everyone, From what i'm reading , the THC is stored in the body fat. Right? So, Ive been working out for a few years now, and i'll be taking a drug test in about 2 months.I haven't exactly came clean yet, and stoped smoking. Ive been smoking for about 8 years.

I have a idea, Not sure if its goin to make any sence. But here it is. I was planing on doing a cycle of anobolics to get in good shape for the summer. Of Turnabol and Winstrol, Both being compounds witch will help strip body fat, Fairly dramaticly, And buil new muscle. So.. If i did that. Would that increase the chances of me testing clean? And ontop of that, a week or so b4 the test, eat take-out and junk foor, So i layer new fat over the top of my old..
This could all be bullshit. But if anyone has any sugestions , Please let me have it. And if i'm just being a total moron, Let me know as wel

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Old 04-07-2007, 02:09 AM   #2
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But if anyone has any sugestions , Please let me have it.
Quit smoking NOW (Not as difficult as it sounds, but be ready to dream), keep to your workout regiment, and eat clean until close to the test. If I knew then what I know now, I would have spent 25 bucks on 25 home tests rather than spending 30 for 2 from the local CVS.

Test yourself often and keep track of your results. Being 2 months out you should be fine. To answer your question about AS, no, I would not use AS to help you pass a drug screen for Marijuana.

Best advice = Quit now...Don't put it off.
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If your test is in two months you should be able to pass without doing anything special. Most daily smokers can test clean after a month.

Burning fat helps if you don't have enough time to get clean just by the passing of time, but in your case it shouldn't be needed. Acquire a home test or two and test yourself with the first pee of the morning before the test. It's very unlikely that you'll find that you test positive but if you do a small amount of dilution should take care of it.

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