d3als

Hi All,
I followed the directions on the dilution sticky this morning. I just did a home test and got a negitive result. YEAH!!!! I was pretty nervous as I am a pretty heavy smoker of 30 years. There have not been too many days over the last 30 years that I have not gotten high. I am a big guy that does not excersise, 6'1", 250lbs. I have abstained for the last 10 days though. I started taking creatinine yesterday. I will go and piss for my pre-employment screen tomorrow afternoon. The last ime I did any drug test was about ten years ago and it took my about 40 days to get a clean test. So I am very happy with todays results. Tomottow I will follow the dilution directions again to the tee, will do a home test again then go to the lab. It is only 15 minutes away.

tizabiz

I went in for an interview today and took one of those masking drinks because they said you need to take a pre-employment pee test. They said I got the job but I'm still worried they'll test me when I come back in for training and safety instructions.

My question is when do they usually give these pre-employment tests? After your initial interview?

puntteam

Depending on the company and how many interviews they need, they'll either send you right after an interview or mail you a conditional offer in the mail. Usually what's mailed to you states you have 48 hours to take a pre-employment drug screen. Good luck.

Harmonic

I am certainly no expert, but some companies will wait until you 'have' the job to test you to cut down on expenses. Why test all those interviewed when you can just test the one you want?

puntteam

What I meant by being interviewed etc is after the job offer has been made. In my "personal" experiences, I've only been sent after the offer has been made. I've never been told to show up for work on "Monday" then been sent for a pee test. I have been sent directly from the interview after the offer is on the table.

Maybe someone else has had that type of experience.

Harmonic

OK, that makes more sense, I misunderstood.

I have been fortunate to have only had a few jobs in the last fifteen years and the times, they have a-changed!

Perhaps your place will have you fill out paperwork and then test?

Somnium

Always be prepared for having to take a test at the worst possible time, even if it means walking around all day with a bottle of QF4 in your ass. They're going to test you for any job, its part of "The System" TM, cause only the legal drugs are okay for people to abuse you know? Its okay to ruin your life on booze cause its government sanctioned.

Tired rant mode off! I sleep now.

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If you know you have to take a drug test at any point in the future quit smoking! Read the stickies and never start up again until you're completely in the clear, you never know if you might have to retest due to an error.
If in doubt, ask yourself this question: What's more important, getting out of the mess you're in or getting high?

bforme

the best way to pass a pee test is with some water pills that only mask your urine. they dont necessarily clean your system out.these pills are diatetics, so there used to flush your clean processed urine out. but after your flushing cycle,you are dirty again.ive passed a million tests with this methond. and when i give the sample i always give the 3 piss.the best thing to do when u go for a pee test at those clinics is to use someone elses pee, if you can find anybody.keep the urine in a medicine bottle.make sure its also warm. but not scolding hot. i usually put it in the microwave for a bout 5 to 11 seconds just to keep it warm. thell know if its not the right temperature.the pills that ive used are called miccil comprimidos. there from mexico. i live close to there so i go by them every 6 months. the box comes with about 20 small pills. i take 3 pills just to be on the safe side.but ive also passed with 2. o by the way these pills are not good for your kidneys. hey but then again what is.these pill are lifesavers. literally.im the experianced king with about 13 years experiance. no joke.those same type of pills can be bought here in the united states. but there called lassix.the miccils are the real deal though. i just passed 3 tests in 1 month and a half. im being tested every 2 weeks.good luck. ahh you wont need it with these pills.