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makeme_drugfree

im getting a job now, and the boss has a huge stash of cheap home testing kits i have to pass to get the job. any suggestions?

 

puntteam

Dilute like there's no tomorrow LoL! Someone correct me if I'm wrong, but I don't believe there is any way a home test can check specific gravity if he doesnt actually use a specific gravity strip. Good luck.

makeme_drugfree

is there any cheap pills to buy? that would be guarenteed? my friend suggested buying a drug test myself and take some crazy pills then test my self. should i?

puntteam

No, unfortunately there are not any guaranteed magical pills. You can look into Quick Fix though ( a subtitution). If you were to buy a home test it would give you a general idea whether you would test clean (use the first urine of the day when you take your personal test).

I dont know your smoking history or any specifics when it comes to your height and weight. Nobody on here can give you 100% pass or fail information. THey can offer you advice though. What's your smoking history, height, and weight?

Sec

I heard about some magical beans once, maybe that's the "crazy pills" your friend is speaking of...

Seriously, if it were that easy, there wouldn't be so many worried people asking so many questions here.

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makeme_drugfree

well im 5'9 150. I smoke a joint or two a day. Started 1 year ago give or take. Sometimes I have parties and smoke much more than 1 joint, but pretty much just a joint or two. Im going for the interview on Monday, and ill be tested then im thinking. Last smoked Tuesday afternoon, so should i be fine or what?

Somnium

Er, no, you're certainly not fine. No way you're clean cause you've been doing it a good long time. Is he going to make you piss in front of him? If he does that's damn near sexual harassment in my book. So if he doesn't invest in some Quick Fix and read the substitution sticky, that'll help.

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makeme_drugfree

ill have to piss in front of his "moderator" who is pretty stupid from what ive heard. if i dilute like there no tommorow the day before and of the test should i be good?

JJackson18

if you havent smoked since tuesday and you have to piss monday I think I know a way that will help you out... It worked for me and I had smoked within 48 hours of the test and with you only being 150lbs it should work... Go to the store and buy some sure-jell.. its in the canning and preserves section, its only a few dollars.. grab you a 32 oz gatorade and take a few drinks out of it.. then pour the whole package of sure-jell into the gatorade... shake it up real good and slam it... then fill the bottle up with some water and slam that.. piss one time before you take the test and you should be fine... it worked for me... oh and you only have like a 45-60 min window with sure-jell so do it right before... Good Luck

Runamuk

Hello.
Ive been reading here in this forum all day.I have learned a lot!
First off...Im 5'10 @ 200# just into my 40's and a cronic smoker for at least 10 years..once or more a day and my last job was rather physically demanding on most days.I have been clean now for a week.. with some decent bud the week before and some weak but ok h/g the week before that...
I have landed a dream job...I know i am very, if not overly, qualified for this postion and yup you guessed it i need a D.O.t Physical and drug screen.
I just got word today that i am to be there at the site on monday and to be prepared...
Well i think little to late but after spending most the day here...i feel pretty good on my odds..Also after all of my readin..im lookin at diluting as been my easiest cource of action here... and well im hoping for the best.
now my question..I wonder if Tylonol P.Ms, the sleepin pills will turn me in..and i guess advil has really no effect but i needed to eat 2 a day there for a whiles like 2 weeks so im not real clear if it will or wont.Also should i mention it?? on the medical history?
Ive read all day but never seen it come up?!?
Hoping I dont annoy on the first post but Hoping for the answear to help in my decision...Thanks to you all who has posted in here in the past and thanks for your reply
Runamuk