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antinazipriest

i am expecting a home drug test from my mom very very soon....I am well over 18 but i just don't want to get kicked out of the house cause i have no where else to stay....i smoked all of spring break which was like 10 days and like 2 joints worth everyday.....i haven't smoked since last friday though and i will probably be receiving the test this weekend as soon as i wake up....
i'm worried about drinking a lot of water because i heard it just dilutes the urine not actually cleans it out....help any suggestions would be highly aprreciated...thanks!

 

Sec

You cannot dilute anyway because if she gives you a test when you wake up, you will have been asleep when you were supposed to be preparing your body with dilution.

You cannot be prepared 100% of the time all weekend long. I'm afraid you are screwed.

Besides, In my opinion, if you are dependent on someone else for a roof over your head, you should respect their wishes and the rules of the house and not use pot. Until you can support yourself and make your own rules, respect those that support you. Just because you are 18 years old, makes no difference. It is your Mom's house and her rules.

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antinazipriest

well i've been drink a lot of cranberry juice lately.....about a gallon a day for three days now......does that clean out your system or just dilute my urine? if it just dilutes it i've been thinking about diluting the urine with bleach in a visine bottle....does that work? please reply and thank you!

28Grams

Driniking to much of anything won't help you at all get clean or pass your test..unless you plan to dillute whitch like sec3 said, you can't do. The only thing you could do is substitute, meaning you would have to go to sleep with a container filled with clean piss everynight untill your test. Bleach can work on most home tests, as thats what I used to do for my home tests untill I started reading alot on this site. I wouldn't recomend using bleach or any other additives though, as some home tests can come up with an adulterated result, meaning you added something to it. You might want to check the substitution sticky.
good luck and post results

antinazipriest

oh....well it will most likely be one of those cheap home tests.....what are the odds that bleach will work?

 

28Grams

I'm not sure. It all depends on what kind of test it is, and like I said I wouldn't recomend it. Just try subbing man, it'll work...unless your mom makes you piss right in front of her....but if that was the case bleach in a visine bottle wouldn't do much good either. There is how ever, an old trick where you pour bleach on your hands, let it dry and when it comes time to piss you piss on your hands and the bleach will mix in with it as only a small amount of bleach is needed (4-8 drops). Again I wouldn't recomend it. Would your mom make you piss in front of her?

antinazipriest

well she will be in my presence but not directly monitoring me....the bathroom door will be open and our backs will be turned to each other but she will be less than 2 ft away.....it will be hard to sneak urine in because she'll probably make sure i didn't hide anything in the bathroom but i could sneak a bottle of visine in myself.....

Harmonic

I don't mean to be rude, but are you female?

antinazipriest

no i'm a male.....why?

28Grams

Well what ever works best for you man. Good Luck and post results