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narzy · 04-13-2007, 10:26 AM

I'm what would be considered a heavy smoker 3.5g every 2 days or so for the last year I am 5'9" 320lbs I have a urine test in about 11 days, I'm currently clean but the last time I smoked was 3 days ago...I've read the dilution sticky at the top of the forums but fear that may not be enough.

Is there ANYTHING I can do other than fake urine?

I am going to get a few home test kits, but I already know the results :-|

1tokeovertheline · 04-13-2007, 10:54 AM

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Originally Posted by narzy

I'm what would be considered a heavy smoker 3.5g every 2 days or so for the last year I am 5'9" 320lbs I have a urine test in about 11 days, I'm currently completely clean but the last time I smoked was 3 days ago...I've read the dilution sticky at the top of the forums but fear that may not be enough.

I think you are boned.

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Is there ANYTHING I can do other than fake urine?

Find a clean donor and substitute with their piss. I think substitution is the only chance you have. With your stats I think you will find it will take you a looooooong time to test clean.

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I am going to get a few home test kits, but I already know the results :-|

They are handy to have around, but I agree that you already know the results.

narzy · 04-13-2007, 11:53 AM

well...that's not good...I have no clue of their testing policies so I don't want to show up rigged up to sub just to find out I'm SOL. looks like dilution is my best bet...

puntteam · 04-13-2007, 03:26 PM

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Originally Posted by narzy

well...that's not good...I have no clue of their testing policies so I don't want to show up rigged up to sub just to find out I'm SOL. looks like dilution is my best bet...

What would make you think that they would observe you? Chances are in your favor that they wont watch you pee. Subbing is extremely easy when done right. It's as simple as walking in, pouring the pee in the cup, peeing in the toilet, and walking out. The difficult part is the temp. of the substituted sample and even that is not difficult to get down. Good luck to you.

narzy · 04-13-2007, 04:12 PM

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Originally Posted by puntteam

What would make you think that they would observe you? Chances are in your favor that they wont watch you pee. Subbing is extremely easy when done right. It's as simple as walking in, pouring the pee in the cup, peeing in the toilet, and walking out. The difficult part is the temp. of the substituted sample and even that is not difficult to get down. Good luck to you.

it's for the job corps but I figure you prepare for the worst and hope for the best...

FakeBoobsRule · 04-13-2007, 05:09 PM

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Originally Posted by narzy

I'm what would be considered a heavy smoker 3.5g every 2 days or so for the last year I am 5'9" 320lbs I have a urine test in about 11 days, I'm currently completely clean but the last time I smoked was 3 days ago...I've read the dilution sticky at the top of the forums but fear that may not be enough.

Is there ANYTHING I can do other than fake urine?

I am going to get a few home test kits, but I already know the results :-|

That doesn't make any sense when you are completely clean but you are afraid of failing a drug test. You may want to clarify that.

If you are smoking almost 2 grams a day for the last year and you are 5'9' and 320 pounds, I doubt dilution will work. You know you are morbidly obese and that tends to increase the time needed to get clean. Read up on subbing and start practicing.

narzy · 04-13-2007, 06:11 PM

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Originally Posted by FakeBoobsRule

That doesn't make any sense when you are completely clean but you are afraid of failing a drug test. You may want to clarify that.

If you are smoking almost 2 grams a day for the last year and you are 5'9' and 320 pounds, I doubt dilution will work. You know you are morbidly obese and that tends to increase the time needed to get clean. Read up on subbing and start practicing.

I know I know

but I have to do something...I'll set up to sub I just hate taping lab piss to myself. MJ drug laws are bitchtarded.

04-13-2007, 10:26 AM	#1
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narzy New Member Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 4 Grams: 798.05 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: 0.000%	well...that's not good...I have no clue of their testing policies so I don't want to show up rigged up to sub just to find out I'm SOL. looks like dilution is my best bet...

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