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Scorp66

Hi Everyone, found this site and it was exactly what I was looking for, well let me tell you about the story from hell.

I had a career that was 18 years long and bad luck came around and I lost it (not to urine test). I had smoked an 1/8 of an ounce around 10/15/06(before that 6 months 2 joints), then was clean till I was suspended for 2 weeks on March 1st, I then purchased 3 grams of pot and smoked them from 3/3/07-3/9/07 (because I was so pissed about the suspension) I went back to work on 3/15/07, did I mention this was the story from hell? I was fired on 3/20/07.

Ok at this point my life is f-ed up as bad as possible, $65k/yr down the drain, my $500,000 house, my family, is all that kept me from thinking about suicide, my wife is making $45k/yr and I'm out a job, TODAY 4/13/07 I am offered a job starting at $40k/yr which means I can keep my house, I still have to sell my boat and quad/motorcycles.

I need to pass this test, I will receive my paperwork in the mail sometime next week 4/16-4/20 (420 hehe) and instructions for a drug test, I have read a lot on this forum just need to know if I should dilute or sub? It will be 5+ weeks without smoking weed, I have been exercising for 4 weeks I have lost 18lbs, from 260 to 242, Im 5'7" with slow metabolism (except the last month), I did take my first home test today, it was my second pee of the day after a cup of coffee and got the faint line as a negative, will purchase another test to try on the first pee of the day, tricky to do around my wife getting ready in the AM. Any advice is appreciated.

You know life sucks at this time and age, cuz you know as soon as we die pot will probably be legalized, can't wait for retirement.

 

28Grams

Just keep the exercising up and re-test your first piss of the day in a few weeks. If it comes up positive, keep up the exercising all the way up untill a week or so before your test, and at that point you just want to sit around and become lazy, eat fatty foods and try not to move much to keep the THC metabolites trapped in your fat so they won't get released. On the day of your test, test your first piss of the day and if it's positive, follow the dillution method. Good luck man, and post results if you can

Sec

It has been 5 weeks since you last smoked, and your smoking habits are sporadic at best. I think you should be clean at test time, if you aren't already.

Whatever causes you to be fired, stop doing that when you get this job. Obviously it isn't helpful to you.

I take it your wife doesn't know you smoke pot. Also not a good thing.

Don't smoke again until you have your first paycheck from this new job.

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Scorp66

Thanks for the replies, I am supposed to receive mail from HR dept sometime this week, as a read more on this site what are the chances of me getting a hair test?

I'm thinking of getting prepared with MacCujo and Zydot method just in case. Will it tell me in the letter what kind of test it will be?

Will try my first void tomorrow morning for urine, but now im freaking about a hair test.

Dr Strangelove

Don't freak out about a hair test until you have to. Hair shampoos that detox are pretty nasty stuff. Wait till the letter comes.