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gfseidel

ok, i am a 55 year old, my son, age 16, was innocently targeted at the high school, when they brought out the drug dogs, and they found 3 seeds and a roach, about the size of a fingernail.

I have to take him to a drug testing agency, ( quick urine test ) on Monday. I have called all my old old friends, and everything they suggested, from purple shit, to niancine, did not work. Now my son has told me, he has drunk a gallon of gatoraid with a cup of bleach, and the drug store test I have bought says he pass's.

Have any of you guys heard of this solution?????

 

zonecode88

Did you type this correctly? You know your son has been drinking bleach? Take him to the hospital and punch yourself in the face. Drinking bleach can KILL YOU. I hope you were joking...

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28Grams

WHOA hold on. Drinking large amounts of anything won't do you any good, and especialy bleach and like zonecode88 said, your freakin lucky you didn't have to take him to the hospital...that's what happend to my friend when he took half a shot class of bleach for his piss test. There's no magic drink's or pills that are going to get you 'clean fast' if that's what your trying to do. The best thing to do is dillute or sub, so check these out
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PS - STAY AWAY FROM BLEACH!

1tokeovertheline

I have a feeling that this 55 yr old father and 16 yr old son are the same person and I still can't believe either one would be foolish enough to drink a cup of bleach.

nerphroll

hahahahaha

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