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SmokinHacker

Hello all,

I am scheduled to take a standard Emit test tomorrow morning at 11am. This is a follow-up test as I failed the first using some generic clean-u-up type capsules (took them with 30 min notice, not enough absorption time). I had also smoked 2 days prior.

My stats:
6'3", 205 lbs.
Average to above-average metabolism
Not very athletic (I'm a programmer)
Chronic smoker (2 grams or more daily)
Abstained for 1 week

I bought some Stat! Royal Flush overpriced cocktail and a home drug test and aspirin from CVS. I came up with the following procedure:

Wakeup around 5:20, urinate once.
8:50, 3 325mg aspirin w/food
9:10 - 9:20, drink flush concoction
9:20 - 9:40, refill bottle twice w/water and drink
9:40 - 10:20, urinate 2-3 times or more
10:20 - 10:30, take pre-test in company bathroom
11am, Take test at clinic

Does all of this sound reasonable? It might be a bit like overkill, but I really need this job and can't afford to screw this up. I decided to give myself the pre-test to see if it comes up negative. If not, I figured I could dilute myself more and pray for the best. The juice also claims to contain creatine monohydrate, although according to S2 and many others it takes longer than that for it to process.

Either way I will report back on the results in a few days. My girlfriend and a couple friends swear by the juice cocktail mentioned above, I figured I'd give it a shot.

Wish me luck, and thanks for all of the great informative posts!!

 

SmokinHacker

Hello All,

I have not received any calls and it is Wednesday night. I'm guessing I passed!

SmokinHacker

Hello All,

Apparently the hamfisted bastards damaged my sample during shipping, so now I have to go through this humiliating crap again! At this rate I'll be retired before I'm hired.

Anyways I was thinking about substitution this time around. Seems to me everyone here have great results and minimal stress.

d4rk3

good citizen you %&$#$ you stole my signature!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

but congrats on passing

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bladder cops

d4rk3

goodcitizen

Sorry but it is just the best! You can have all the credit for the design- I am just so happy I passed my test and got the new job! woohoo

 

commoncls

I was in an accident about 2 1/2 years ago. I am on the prescribed medications nuerontin 600 mg, antivert 75mg, pamelor 10mg, and motrin 600mg a day will I get a false positive result with any of these medications.
This urine is for the state to take care of a child who was sent to me from children of youth. I don't want a fasle positive result on a state record. I am 38yrs,old 130lbs. 5' 5", i don't work out unable to due to my central nervous system damage. I toke a few hits due to vertigo 5 days ago. And a few hits 7 days before that to calm spinns vomitting and shaking. My doctor knows of the pot use.once in a while. But the state doesn't know. Will I pass.

SGT UA

When is the test???
If you stop now...with dilution you stand a good chance to pass
No you will not get a "false +" via a combo of RX's

Dr.Crusher

[quote=Locutus]good luck Dr. Crusher, i always thought you were totally hot on Star Trek Next Generation

Why thank you locutus, Picard isn't too bad himself, even if you were assimilated

And thank you for the tips on those drinks. I was tempted to buy them because I NEED this job. I will be making about $10,000.00 - $11,000.00 more dollars per year, have great benefits and, well, I REALLY NEED THIS JOB!
You don't happen to know anything about Q-carbo do ya?
I am going to test my first pee tomarrow morning, 3 days before the test and If I pass that I will quit fretting. If not, dilution or these Q-carbo's will have to be the solution.
No chance of substitution. I'm a girl, and there is a physical involved meaning I will be in a robe.
NO WAY.

ernpe

I just took a test (6633N SAP 10-50 GC/MS). They immediatley send it somewhere, so there is no immediate way of knowing if I passed or not. I am a 5'11' female weighing 145 lbs. I am very active and hadnt burned in 13 days. Before that i would burn a bowl everyday. I workout about 5 days a week, and took XXTra clean before the test, even thought I am not 200lbs and heavier. Also the only thing I drink is water. Do any of you have a clue to how long it will take for me to find out, and what you think my shot is. My life pretty much depends on this thing. Pre employment with a relocation move that I want so bad. My nerves are on edge. Is this the normal test also?

hscha63271

Well I have been taking Sonnie's #7 for 5 days now. Not 5 days straight. On the bottle it does say you can take all the time. Anyhow, I knew the test was coming up soon, just didn't know when. I have been asked to take it tomorrow 03-01. Hopefully if it worked for you it will work for me. WIsh me luck!!