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dvwicked

Well, seeing as gardenscure.com often throws me to marijuana.com, why the hell not register?

Ok ladies and gents. I have discovered the end to all worries, but hey this hasn't been tested yet and I am up for criticism.

I tried to put piss in a ziplock baggy, wrap the top with electrical tape, then put that baggy in several other baggies then electrical tape that.

Result: A leg covered in piss at the counselors, and a failed drug test that lead to serious "psych ward" consequences.

The now: PT Syringe Tek, meaning the piss test syringe technique.
I couldn't figure out how to keep temperatures correct, but I think this will do..not sure if it's the exactly same temperature but it should work ok I think, plus I am pretty sure my counselor doesn't pay attention to that anyways, at least he didn't while I pissed dirty.

Get a 12CC Syringe online, they cost a 1.0 USD Dollar, if that, probably 3$ with shipping, needle is not necessary as long as it comes with a standard safety plug for the top.

A single latex or surgical glove (the kind at hospitals)

A single strip of electrical tape.

A pair of boxer's you dont care about.

Some string.

Here's how it works. 12cc's is enough liquid for the piss tests, even 10cc's is (what I have, but I think another 2 cc's wouldn't hurt, 10cc's is a little shy of what I would consider the "no-way-he-will-complain-about-not-enough-piss" jig)

Well, ok. Find someone who can give you clean piss, I have a mini fridge that I will keep mine in, and that will stay good for atleast a couple weeks, I am not quite sure actually..Do some googling or maybe someone on here can tell me, but I am damn sure it's fine for a week.

Now, The PT Syringe Boxers.

First prep your stuff, get a single strip of electrical tape ready (this is almost not even necessary but I absolutely hated getting piss on me, and this is just incase) and cut the middle finger off of the latex/surgical glove.

pick a side to hang the syringe in your boxers, i hang my little man down there to the left so i figured id do the same with the syringe, ive tried this and it's not that uncomfortable, it's livable and barely noticeable....well worth passing your test.

Cut two small holes in the band of your boxers (not the ones your wearing if your that stoned ;x) and tie a string to them (about .5" apart), now tie that string to the end of the syringe (not the needle end) - oh, i would recommend making a little hole in the plastic and tieing it to there just to be safe.

tie the two together. Try them on. Make sure to wear other boxers over top of them on the day of, or at least I am going to.

day of: You've got your trick boxers and your urine, the syringe has a top plug and youve got your middle finger glovey with a strap of electrical tape. Dandy.

get a large cup of water and heat it up.

take the piss and fill the syringe with it completely then put on the top clogger (make sure its tightly screwed on)

take the syringe and set it in the hot water prior 25 minutes of leaving for the test until your about 5 minutes from leaving to go take the test, this will keep the temp warm until you build up body heat in your boxers.

after taking the syringe out of the water (and again this is just incase of leaks, which I have already sort of found do not happen with syringes, and if you have to piss with someone behind you i do NOT recommend doing this part for obvious reasons.)

slide the middle finger over the syringe needle end first, and take the strip of electrical tape and tape that to the syringe as tight as you can, make sure to fold a corner so that the tape is easy to remove for when you need to take the test.

Your ready. go to your test, and hopefully you do not get watched like i dont. if you do you can try to say you dont have to go and like my first social worker he will become impatient and leave fairly quick, every time.

Pull out your plastic penis and take off the tape, stick it lightly to your boxers and unscrew the safety tip (this can often feel jammed on, and if no one is watching remove it with your teeth IF YOU ABSOLUTELY MUST!!) and inject the piss into the cup. The syringe is now smaller and empty, quickly tape the surgical glove finger to it and put it back in your boxers.

Take the clean, warm piss to your drug tester and laugh and giggle as they claim your clean, when your high as a kite while taking this test!!!

criticism is welcome i dont want to fail any more then anyone else!!

let me know what you all think I think it's a good idea.

-wicked

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FakeBoobsRule

Just a friendly shot with the wheel comment. I see you said counselors so is this an instant test for some rehab program? For most lab tests 12 cc's is not going to cut it. You need 45-60 cc for most lab tests. Storage time for urine in the frig and freezer is plastered all over this site. Sounds like this is working for you but if someone has to go for an employment test, 12 cc will not get them the job.

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dvwicked

icic, that sucks man..ive been through two types of drug testing now and i was under the impression they didn't need much.

yes it will work for me. and anyone else my situation.

it's for a wisconsin chapter 51 stipulation, 90-day.....i earned this goodie after my chapter 51 72-hour stay at the local psych ward.

-wicked

dvwicked

just thought id say that i did indeed do this several times and got away with it, and i have been off drug testing for about a month

of course, ive been arrested again since then and i have a court date on july 11th, and i failed to pay my fine for the 90-day stip charge, which was due july 1st..so im selling my 12gauge today to pay for it

SHIT!

Buzzby

12cc is about a fifth of what you need for a standard UA.

Why go through all this trouble when the same thing can be accomplished with a 2 ounce (60cc) travel-size shampoo squeeze bottle? Trying to sub for an observed test is always chancy, even if you go to the expense of acquiring a Whizzinator. If it's not observed, the shampoo bottle approach works just fine.

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