New full-proof way of PASSING a urine test! Thank me later.

dankbudman · 04-20-2007, 06:51 AM

If you are preparing to take a drug test which involves the instant test (usually the little slides which show + or -) there is absolutely no reason in the world you will fail a piss test. A friend of mine smoke all the time and right out of the blue we both got offered a job at the same place. Uh ohh...we have to take a test! No problem.

We went to Wal-greens and bought a bottle of "NIACIN". Don't confuse the original with the "flush-free" kind of niacin. Flush-free niacin won't help you a bit. Anyways, Wal-greens sells this product by the 100 MG tablets for like 3 dollars. It's inexpensive and WORKS. Let's say you smoked Friday. They call you Saturday and want you to start work on Monday, but request an instant strip test done on Saturday.

No problem people. First thing Saturday morning pick up that bottle. Empty the rest of your milk and use that jug for water. Ingest FIVE 100 MG tablets along with 1 gallon of water. This will SERIOUSLY mask the present's of THC. However, I highly recommend doing this method AT LEAST 2 times a day before you take your test. HERE IS THE KEY! Niacin MUST BE IN YOUR PISS AND YOUR PISS MUST BE WATERED DOWN. Yeah..I said watered down.

Check this out. My buddy and I went to take the test and BOTH of our piss looked like straight water. The lady doing the test didn't say a WORD. Why? Well, for one, simply saying I drink water everyday should shut them up. If that doesn't, just be like, "my doctor has me taking pedialite" (which makes you piss alot). If your piss temp reads up, the drug tester should not say one word but, "your good to go" after about 5 minutes of examining your urine.

It's simple people. Passing a urine strip test is so unbelievably easy to pass, just follow those instructions.

By the way, I took this test ONE DAY after smoking. Yeah, Niacin works wonders. "30 days", my ***. Hahaha..

If you have some questions, just let me know.

FakeBoobsRule · 04-20-2007, 11:53 AM

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Originally Posted by dankbudman

YOUR PISS MUST BE WATERED DOWN. Yeah..I said watered down.

It's simple people. Passing a urine strip test is so unbelievably easy to pass, just follow those instructions.

By the If you have some questions, just let me know.

YEAH I HAVE SOME QUESTIONS FOR YOU. DO YOU KNOW NIACIN DOES NOTHING!

IT IS NOT THE NIACIN THAT IS CAUSING YOU TO PASS. IT IS THE GALLON OF WATER YOU DRANK. HOW HARD IS IT TO UNDERSTAND NIACIN IS A MYTH STARTED BY L. RON HUBBARD, FATHER OF SCIENTOLOGY.

OF COURSE DRINKING A GALLON OF WATER WILL ALLOW ANYONE TO PASS AN INSTANT STRIP TEST WHEN THEY DO NOT TEST FOR VALIDITY. YOU HAVE NOT DISCOVERED ANYTHING NEW. HOWEVER MOST PEOPLE DON'T GET SUCH A SIMPLE TEST!

I CANNOT BEGIN TO TELL YOU HOW BAD THE ADVICE IS THAT YOU ARE GIVING AND HOW MISLEADING THIS POST IS.

I know that this site doesn't censor posts, but this is so ridiculous it is going to cause someone to lose their job, freedom or children. Can it be tanked or the title changed?

***Sec*** · 04-20-2007, 06:20 PM

I think your typeface pretty much said it all.

P.S.: I agree with everything FakeBoobs said, 100%.

Somnium · 04-20-2007, 10:01 PM

The niacin thing was started by Hubbard? No shit...like the man hasn't done enough damage to the minds of people.

But yeah, NO ONE LISTEN TO THIS N00B! READ THE STICKIES AT THE TOP OF THE FORUM AND THEN POST YOUR QUESTION IF YOU NEED FURTHER ADVICE.

Buzzby · 04-21-2007, 01:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dankbudman

It's simple people. Passing a urine strip test is so unbelievably easy to pass, just follow those instructions.

It's so easy that you can forget the niacin - which doesn't do anything. Unfortunately, any employer serious about drug testing knows that strip tests without verification are basically useless, so few use them.

Quote:

If you have some questions, just let me know.

Were you born this ****** or did you have to practice?

zonecode88 · 04-21-2007, 04:38 AM

Go dig a hole.....
and jump in.
Never even contemplate giving any advice on this forum ever again.

I agree with Boobs.... tank it!

bogo · 04-21-2007, 06:02 AM

pure bullshit ..

***Sec*** · 04-21-2007, 06:46 PM

This thread should not be tanked.

Even if the original poster gave some very bad advice, the rest of you gave a response that was valuable. Perhaps if someone else sees this thread and was contemplating asking about niacin, they will learn before asking.

Darius927 · 04-22-2007, 06:23 PM

Anyone who has done about 30 mins of reasearch here or on other forums or the web knows that THIS IS BULLSH*T!

Fake, Sec3, Somnium, Buzzby, Zone, WORD.

bogo · 04-22-2007, 10:26 PM

Darius927 that what I said pure bullshit
noticed you didnt add my name to your post....
hope you didnt think I was saying the answers given was.....
cause I was taking about dankbudman

04-20-2007, 06:51 AM	#1
dankbudman New Member Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 2 Grams: 1,773.50 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: 0.000%	New full-proof way of PASSING a urine test! Thank me later. If you are preparing to take a drug test which involves the instant test (usually the little slides which show + or -) there is absolutely no reason in the world you will fail a piss test. A friend of mine smoke all the time and right out of the blue we both got offered a job at the same place. Uh ohh...we have to take a test! No problem. We went to Wal-greens and bought a bottle of "NIACIN". Don't confuse the original with the "flush-free" kind of niacin. Flush-free niacin won't help you a bit. Anyways, Wal-greens sells this product by the 100 MG tablets for like 3 dollars. It's inexpensive and WORKS. Let's say you smoked Friday. They call you Saturday and want you to start work on Monday, but request an instant strip test done on Saturday. No problem people. First thing Saturday morning pick up that bottle. Empty the rest of your milk and use that jug for water. Ingest FIVE 100 MG tablets along with 1 gallon of water. This will SERIOUSLY mask the present's of THC. However, I highly recommend doing this method AT LEAST 2 times a day before you take your test. HERE IS THE KEY! Niacin MUST BE IN YOUR PISS AND YOUR PISS MUST BE WATERED DOWN. Yeah..I said watered down. Check this out. My buddy and I went to take the test and BOTH of our piss looked like straight water. The lady doing the test didn't say a WORD. Why? Well, for one, simply saying I drink water everyday should shut them up. If that doesn't, just be like, "my doctor has me taking pedialite" (which makes you piss alot). If your piss temp reads up, the drug tester should not say one word but, "your good to go" after about 5 minutes of examining your urine. It's simple people. Passing a urine strip test is so unbelievably easy to pass, just follow those instructions. By the way, I took this test ONE DAY after smoking. Yeah, Niacin works wonders. "30 days", my ***. Hahaha.. If you have some questions, just let me know.

04-20-2007, 06:20 PM	#3
*Sec* Asst. Administrator Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 7,921 Thanks: 1,166 Thanked 2,614 Times in 1,647 Posts Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: 0.000%	I think your typeface pretty much said it all. P.S.: I agree with everything FakeBoobs said, 100%. __________________ Guidelines. Search http://www.marijuana.com/drug-test/index

04-20-2007, 10:01 PM	#4
Somnium New Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 97 Grams: 1,775.95 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: 0.000%	The niacin thing was started by Hubbard? No shit...like the man hasn't done enough damage to the minds of people. But yeah, NO ONE LISTEN TO THIS N00B! READ THE STICKIES AT THE TOP OF THE FORUM AND THEN POST YOUR QUESTION IF YOU NEED FURTHER ADVICE. __________________ If you know you have to take a drug test at any point in the future quit smoking! Read the stickies and never start up again until you're completely in the clear, you never know if you might have to retest due to an error. If in doubt, ask yourself this question: What's more important, getting out of the mess you're in or getting high?

04-21-2007, 04:38 AM	#6
zonecode88 Jr. Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 226 Grams: 4,210.30 Thanks: 17 Thanked 35 Times in 24 Posts Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: 0.000%	Go dig a hole..... and jump in. Never even contemplate giving any advice on this forum ever again. I agree with Boobs.... tank it! __________________ Generic reply to 90% of new posts I see... READ THESE: Dilution, Substitution, Urine & Hair FAQ, Food & Medicine Interactions, Drug Testing SUBSTITUTION: Tips, tricks and guidelines by N2

04-22-2007, 06:23 PM	#9
Darius927 Jr. Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 205 Grams: 2,464.80 Thanks: 0 Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: 0.000%	This Ranks Up There With The Worst Advice I've Even Seen About Passing! Anyone who has done about 30 mins of reasearch here or on other forums or the web knows that THIS IS BULLSH*T! Fake, Sec3, Somnium, Buzzby, Zone, WORD. __________________ The one greatest thing I've realized since I quit smoking green is that I'm the same person not-hi as I am hi... . Oh yea, and if you have ANY test coming up, QUIT NOW! Is this worth jail or losing this $$$ ? NO! If you think so, you'll probably end up like this .

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