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thizzlamnick

Mmk where to begin, I'm 15 years young, about 5 11', and about 140 pounds (skinny as ****) an if say good metabolism cuz im a huge stoner an i eat alot an practiaclly loose weight. I am currently on home supervision but gettin off next friday (if i pass this drug test comin up). im in a Intensive Outpatient Rehab for continued use so they test me randomly about once a week at home soup and randomly about once a week at my rehab. As u prolly already guessed i smoked today ya kno cuz 420 beezies ! but its been about 3 months since last time i smoked cuz of home supervision goin on an i only took 1 hit today! but just wonderin if anybody got any pointers for me to help me out cuz ill have a drug test comin up monday at the soonest an ive been to idk how many sites checking detection periods cuz ive gone thru this prolly 1054391752985425 times an still havnt found too much help. An i cant use the dilution method cuz my rehab checks Ph levels an last time they caught me an my Ph level was like 8 (i drank like 6 gallons of water). so anybody gonna help a brotha out? im in need thx guys. O an i kno ull all call me stupid an i kno i am but if i get caught im gonna get like 3-9 months in the hall bcuz i just got my probation extended for the second time february for a resisting arrest and minor in possession an they said 1 more screw up an its 3-9 months. So ya HELP! <3 (also might i add that those ******* stare at my **** from like a foot away their ruthless cuz they caught me usin fake pee before)

 

SkatingStoned13

alright well heres my story, i smoke every weekend, and pass tests every 7 days easily.
18 yrs, 5'10" 150 lbs, more muscles cause ive been lifting weights and exercising to rid of the THC, so heres my suggestion, work out, pushups, etc eight 8-ounce glasses of water, and cranberry juice if possible, no cranberry juice within 12 hours of the test, stay active and stay away from fatty foods, snacks, and soda.
i go by this and had a random approx 80 hours after smoking a bowl, and passed with the first urine sample of the day, just make sure to stay hydrated. and make sure you arent giving clear urine before your test
make sure you are holding urine in for every 3-4 hours

thizzlamnick

thx my (sry). ill do that.

thizzlamnick

only thing thats gonna be hard about being rly active. its completely illegal to go on my godamn front porch even lol.

SkatingStoned13

do you have a weight set, or anything to use in your house?

 

Smokey123

I'd say you'll probably be alright. I had a buddy who was in a similar situation as you, and he passed a piss test 48hours after he smoked. He just drank a lot of water so it was a slightly diluted sample (but not too much) and took some vitamins with it, they didnt test for creatine levels so he only had to fake the color. You're in his shoes though, because you were both skinny as **** (which helps a lot) and you haven't smoked for 3months. I would say an entire bowl would be out of your skinny system in 48hours, but you said it was one hit and you have 80hours, so you should be fine no prob, but drink water just to be sure, and try and not have it be your first piss of the day (either take the test in the afternoon, or if thats not possible wake up early) and I say there is no way you fail. GOODLUCK!

Smokey123

Oh and as far as exercising you can run in place, jump rope, do pushups, situps/crunches, go to google and search floor exercises or body weight exercises. I have a buddy who once repped 315 on the bench 15times in a row (at a height of 5'4" and a weight of 175) and that was the first time he ever benched in his life. (But he did a million variations of pushups, multiple times a week, for years and years, moral of the story-you can do a lot with just your body weight).

Also if you exercise make it today (sat) not tomorrow, so you flush your system today, and then tom/mon try and hold any metabolites back

thizzlamnick

alrite thx. an no all i got is 2 dumbells but i can do pushups an crunches like a crazy (sry). an ya i got random home supervision drug tests an u just gotta show up that day before 5 30 pm so i can do it late in the day. so ill tell ya results after i go in.

Sec

First thing, get rid of the "nig" and "nigro" in your manner of speaking. Even if you don't mean it in a bad way, it is still deragatory and is not tolerated here - What-so-ever!

Second, Apparently you don't learn. You have a lifetime of probation and jail time facing you because you will do something to get into trouble again. Even if you do manage to get off probation this time, your record is not sealed until you turn 25 IF you manage to stay out of trouble. I really don't think you can do that.

Third, 420 is only an excuse for you. You are way too young for that date to have any significance for you at all. Based on that, I conclude you will use any excuse you can to justify doing illegal activities that will get you into trouble continuously.

I am not calling you "stupid". I do have the feeling that you have a learning disability due to the fact that you are unable to learn from past mistakes.

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thizzlamnick

ugg. my confidence just went from bad to fucking terrible.