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ketz09

I have a pre-employment drug test coming up this monday and i smoked on friday so that gives me 3 days, i know stupid me. What should i do to get the best possible chance of passing my test? Prior to friday i havent smoked for about a month and i took about 5-7 hits on friday. My friends say i should chug like 2 gallons of cranberry juice a day before the test. Also should i exercise alot more before i take my test?

 

420BakinBLaZeR

Don't drink the cranberry juice the day before the test, drink it on the day of the test. Also, take 4 aspirin a few hours before the test. 2 hours-2 and a half hours should be good. If you're not getting tested for pH then you should drink as much water as you can, probably a gallon would be good, but I'm sure you will be tested for it. The best thing to do is probably to sub if you can find someone with clean urine. Read the dilution sticky, it should help you.

zonecode88

420, your advice looks good, except for 1 thing, which is only technical...

A specimen validity test usually tests for more things than pH exclusively. For instance, creatinine and specific gravity are common on a multi-panel specimen validity test. So there's more than pH to worry about... However, the your suggesting subbing is a great idea, and your dilution strategy seems like one possible of succeeding.

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SkatingStoned13

do you know if you were testing negative before you smoked on friday?
chugging the cranberry juice will most likely dilute you, but bring more toxins into your system, to the point were you pass but are dilute, if you drink water or something that is not a diuretic, you are just pissing straight water, and my suggestion is not to exercise and follow the dilution sticky, try not to feel nervous before your employment test, if adrenaline kicks in, your heart will race, releasing more toxins to your bladder, because its obviously making more runs with THC metabolites. subbing is your best bet with a pre-employment test, be confident and for sure that you will have that job

lew scannon

pH levels are checked to determine adulteration, rather than dilution.
In order for a sample to be ruled too dilute, the specific gravity and creatinine numbers would have to be low.

 

FakeBoobsRule

What does that mean? Cranberry juice is a mild diuretic but do you want to explain how it is that you believe cranberry juice will bring in more toxins into your system?

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ketz09

alright so im gonna go ahead and try diluting then. I have the test tomorrow but i will try to get it extended until tuesday. I ran about 7 miles yesterday and worked out, so should i eat alot of fatty foods today or keep exercising or what?

Darius927

General rule is you stop exercising 2-3 days before, and PIG OUT and lie around like a sloth. You wanna do as little as possible, and eat as much fatty food as possible.

This puts your body into anabolic fat storage mode, causing body to make new fat, rather than burn old. This is good because the less old (THC metabolite storing fat) you burn prior to the test, the less will be in your system the day of, minus what leaches out naturally.

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