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jayc420

First of all, I just wanted to thank everyone on this site for their advice and even moreso for 'keeping it real' by negating any bad advice they saw on the forum. For a bunch of potheads, you guys have it together when it comes to stuff like this!!!

So here's my story. I smoked every day for like a year and a half and at least 3 or 4 times a week when I still lived with my parents. I have a bong, and I enjoy using it.

Anyway, an opportunity for a big banking position came up and it happened so fast that I had actually smoked the day before the interview, knowing I had to pass a test if I aced the interview. I had the interview on a Friday and an offer that Monday!!! I was so reluctant to act happy about the great offer because I knew it was contingent on me passing a screening. I accepted the position verbally and I was able to delay the test until I got my offer letter the following week. On the 14th day, two Thursday's from when I blazed last, I took my test and here's how I passed.

Here's a quick tip before I get started - my buddy got his test delayed another couple of days because he wrote on his form (just his address and name!) and voided it on the spot!!! I highly suggest that method to delay if you have to!

It was a 50ng test at LabCorp. I was 185lb and 6'2" when I quit.

1 - Drank my 8 glasses of water/other diuretic per day. I know that overloading yourself with fluids doesn't do much but good hydration helps the body get rid of waste.

2 - I ate a high fiber diet and even took metamucil to help get rid of the waste. I ate very low carb/low fat. I took my Centrum and B12 supplement every day since a multivitamin is good for a lot of reasons and B12 helps the body get rid of waste. I did slim fast for breakfast every day since it gives you pretty much everything you need.

3 - I worked out twice a day burning 600 calories in the morning on a treadmill and 600 calories at night. Doing it in the morning is great because it speeds up your metabolism for the day.

4 - My gym has a steamroom which i sat in for 15 minutes in the morning and 15 minutes at night. The steam is good because it gets you hotter than a sauna and raises your heart rate a bit higher. If your gym doesn't have one, I'm sure a sauna would do. If you don't belong to a gym, just get a trial membership or something, it will be worth it!!! The sweat from these rooms is great because the body is known as the 3rd kidney since it helps get rid of waste. If you can get the waste out of your fat (I'm not actually sure this is accomplished with sweat), all the better.

5 - I stopped working out for about 42 hours before I knew I needed to take the test, ate some junkfood and lounged just to slow down my metabolism.

6 - All I ate the 3 days before the test was steak and red meats. I had some pure creatine supplement and did a loading phase leading up to the test as well to make sure my sample wasn't diluted and that I had enough creatinine in my system.

7 - The morning of the test, I drank two pints of cranberry juice mixed with seltzer (nothing magical about the cranberry juice, it's just a good diuretic). Took my Centrum and two B-12's for the coloring. Took my fiber supplement to redirect waste to my 'stool'. Not sure if that really works but what's the harm in trying??Took my first piss. Had a pint of water at work, took my second piss. Felt my third coming on and left for the lab. Got there, filled the cup with the middle of my piss and gave her the neon yellow cup.

8 - I find out the following Friday (4/20!!!) that I passed my test!

I have a great opportunity and I wanted to thank all the veterans on this forum for all their advice. I know I could have probably diluted more but I wanted to err on the side of caution.

Let me know if you have any questions, I would be glad to answer. Also, if anyone thinks I did anything wrong or gave bad advice, please let me know! I don't want to hurt anyone's chances!!!


btw the day I gave my notice I took one bong rip and wow, I was on my ass. I lost 12lbs throughout the whole ordeal and my family was asking me on Easter if I was doing blow. Imagine that?!

 

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It sounds like you know what you needed to do and why, also what works and what just made you feel better about doing it.


Way to go! You did exactly what you needed to do to pass the drug test using your own urine. Congrats.

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