Go Back   Marijuana.com > Drug Testing > Urine Testing
Register FAQ Gaming VB Image Host Search Today's Posts Mark Forums Read

Reply
 
LinkBack Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 05-01-2007, 01:32 AM   #1
Swollen Member
New Member
 

Join Date: May 2007
Posts: 2
Grams: 798.05
Groans: 0
Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts
Swollen Member has begun their Karma Journey
Thanks: 0
Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts

Stock Portfolio
Total Value: 0.000
Gain/Loss: 0.000%
Default A plan I think might work

I need some feedback on if you guys think this is any good but first I'll give you a little bit of background info

I'm about 5'9" weigh 150. 18 yrs old

Smoke on average anywhere between 2 - 5 grams a week

I've laid off a bit after 4-20 (probably only smoked a gram or 2) since I have a piss test may 4th. and I smoked on 4-28 saturday night (3 bowls between two people)

So as of today I'm gonna drink 2 gallons of water a day up until thursday night when I'll cut water out so my piss isn't too clean. on top of the 2gallons of water ill be taking B Vitamins, drinking cranberry juice, gatorade, and hopefully taking in a lot of niacin rich foods if i can find them.

friday morning Ill do the sure-jell gatorade thing, piss once and then take the test


Feedback or ideas to improve my chances of passing are greatly appreciated
Swollen Member is offline Award Swollen Member Grams  
Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote
Marijuana.com Sponsor
Advertisement
 
Old 05-01-2007, 01:38 AM   #2
Sec
Super Moderator
 
Sec's Avatar
 

Join Date: Dec 2005
Posts: 6,377
Grams: 42,653.63
Groans: 16
Groaned at 30 Times in 25 Posts
Sec Suffers From ReputationitisSec Suffers From ReputationitisSec Suffers From ReputationitisSec Suffers From ReputationitisSec Suffers From ReputationitisSec Suffers From ReputationitisSec Suffers From ReputationitisSec Suffers From ReputationitisSec Suffers From ReputationitisSec Suffers From ReputationitisSec Suffers From Reputationitis
Thanks: 698
Thanked 1,570 Times in 972 Posts

Stock Portfolio
Total Value: 0.000
Gain/Loss: 0.000%
Default

Nope. Good luck. You have all the wrong things to do listed here. I couldn't have gotten more misguided myths into one post if I tried. Nice job.

(BTW: It might help if you would read here a little and find out what really works first)
Sec is offline Award Sec Grams  
Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote
Old 05-01-2007, 01:39 AM   #3
Darius927
Jr. Member
 

Join Date: Mar 2007
Posts: 205
Grams: 1,019.85
Groans: 0
Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts
Darius927 has begun their Karma Journey
Thanks: 0
Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts

Stock Portfolio
Total Value: 0.000
Gain/Loss: 0.000%
Exclamation

Your chances of passing using your own piss are close to nil in my opinion. The only think that can remove THC metabolites from your system is abstination and exercise.

1) Drinking mass amounts of any liquid days before the test is worthless. It only makes you feel uncomfortable and doesn't flush metabolites out any faster.

2) Niacin does NOTHING. That it helps to burn fat or clean out metabolites is a pure myth.

Don't know what the "sure-gel" think is.

If I were you, I'd get a bottle of QF 4.0 and practice subbing.
__________________
The one greatest thing I've realized since I quit smoking green is that I'm the same person not-hi as I am hi... .

Oh yea, and if you have ANY test coming up, QUIT NOW! Is this worth jail or losing this $$$ ? NO! If you think so, you'll probably end up like this .
Darius927 is offline Award Darius927 Grams  
Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote
Old 05-01-2007, 02:02 AM   #4
Swollen Member
New Member
 

Join Date: May 2007
Posts: 2
Grams: 798.05
Groans: 0
Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts
Swollen Member has begun their Karma Journey
Thanks: 0
Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts

Stock Portfolio
Total Value: 0.000
Gain/Loss: 0.000%
Default

i didn't find out about the test until sunday. i can even most likely get out of it for another week also. I'm not a retard, if i knew about a test i would have quit A LOT sooner.

All i ask is that someone give me a better plan since mine is nothing but misconceptions.
Swollen Member is offline Award Swollen Member Grams  
Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote
Old 05-01-2007, 02:06 AM   #5
Sec
Super Moderator
 
Sec's Avatar
 

Join Date: Dec 2005
Posts: 6,377
Grams: 42,653.63
Groans: 16
Groaned at 30 Times in 25 Posts
Sec Suffers From ReputationitisSec Suffers From ReputationitisSec Suffers From ReputationitisSec Suffers From ReputationitisSec Suffers From ReputationitisSec Suffers From ReputationitisSec Suffers From ReputationitisSec Suffers From ReputationitisSec Suffers From ReputationitisSec Suffers From ReputationitisSec Suffers From Reputationitis
Thanks: 698
Thanked 1,570 Times in 972 Posts

Stock Portfolio
Total Value: 0.000
Gain/Loss: 0.000%
Default

My point is that you can find all the right ways to help yourself test negative on a drug test here. What you have asked in one post alone, is the entire purpose of this forum.

You want to excercise up until about 3-4 days before your drug test.

Get some home tests. Test yourself about 3-4 days before your drug test using your first pee of the morning.

If you test negative using the first pee of the morning, you need do nothing more.

If you don't test negative using the first pee of the morning, then you need to decide if you want to try diluting or substituting.

There are stickies on each subject at the top of the urine testing menu page. Read and learn.
Sec is offline Award Sec Grams  
Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote
Marijuana.com Sponsor
Advertisement
 
Reply



Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)
 
Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

vB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are On

Similar Threads
Thread Thread Starter Forum Replies Last Post
RFID License Plates may be coming to the US Cassius Politics 38 04-04-2006 05:34 AM
Father's Day Stewpad Creative Writing 2 12-02-2002 02:15 PM

New To Site? Need Help?

All times are GMT. The time now is 01:04 AM.


1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50 51 52