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Redeemed07

Thanks Sec 3 you are the best! Can I sub with a male specimen? That is the only clean specimen I will have access to. Maybe I should check out the sub thread . . . it just seems so complicated and all with the temperature requirements

 

Darque Pervert

I'm not 100% on this, but I'm reasonably certain that gender isn't going to matter as far as a drug urine test.

What say you, sec3?

Sec

Yes, check out the sub thread, Also check out the "results" thread and see how others managed to succeed.

Gender is a non issue in drug testing.

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...Not if they drink too much water...

Redeemed07

My female cousin has agreed to sub for me. I found a 59ml old shampoo bottle which I cleaned thoroughly. After I obtain the sample I am going to put the bottle in a lubricated condom and stick it in my *uh um* orifice from what I've read about substitution this should keep the temperature. Now should I be worried about whether or not someone will be in the bathroom with me, they weren't the last time and I know that the substitution thread says that they will not be for an employer screening but the new Labcorp Chain of Custody Form they gave me says "3 Party Collection," it also says 5 panel and PSC collection anybody know what this means? Wish me luck I am so nervous . . . I will let you all know how the subbing goes tomorrow.

 

Redeemed07

Does creatine color your urine I have been drinking nothing but water and am pissing yellow

1tokeovertheline

You got me. I stand corrected.

Sec

"3 party collection" simply means that it isn't the lab or the TPA or the employer doing the collection. You are going to a sort of sub-contractor. Someone like me to collect your urine and forward it by express mail or courier to a laboratory. (It doesn't mean the head count of the people in the bathroom).

5 panel means they are testing for t different drugs - Most commonly cocaine, marijuana, amphetamines, opium and either PCP or Methamphetamines.

I don't know what PSC collection means but I am certain it has nothing to do with whether your collection will be observed or not.

Do not panic when the collector says they need much more than 59 mL. What you have is enough for any drug test. Just tell the collector that "It is all I could do" and don't pee in the toilet. Don't let the collector throw it out because "it isn't enough". 59 mL is enough. Make the collector pour it in the vials to show you that she/he needs more. I am certain more will nto be needed.

Darius927

DAM, and I thought I was high strung (no pun intended ) when I was gonna test!

You'll do fine, me thinks, if you sub properly or dilute exactly as directions say. Oh yea, and sec3 is a female.

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Oh yea, and if you have ANY test coming up, QUIT NOW! Is this worth jail or losing this $$$ ? NO! If you think so, you'll probably end up like this .

Redeemed07

Yeah, I know I am pretty high strung and anxious pathetic I know I just have been out of work for a month and a half and this is a really good paying job and I can't afford (literally) to miss out on this opportunity. Sec 3 (I know I must be getting on your nerves ) but one more ? if I mix a very small amount (say 1ml or so) of my watery piss with the clean sample will that put me at risk? I am worried now that they will be anal about me giving 59ml and make me do it again or do I just need to stop worrying and get a grip