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Old 05-12-2007, 01:00 AM   #1
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I searched around the forums and didn't really find anything but I was wondering if anyone had tried placing a two oz container in a condom and inserting it into the anus for keeping the temp correct? I know not the greatest idea in the world but I'd rather be safe than sorry. Anyone tried this method? Was it effective?
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Old 05-12-2007, 01:05 AM   #2
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I searched around the forums and didn't really find anything but I was wondering if anyone had tried placing a two oz container in a condom and inserting it into the anus for keeping the temp correct? I know not the greatest idea in the world but I'd rather be safe than sorry. Anyone tried this method? Was it effective?
I think I would rather stick it under my nut sack or if I was a woman in my vagina. I really ain't into stickin' stuff up my ass.
It would probably work and maintain temperature though if you want to try it. Let us know how it goes.
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Old 05-12-2007, 01:38 AM   #3
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Old 05-12-2007, 03:29 AM   #4
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Damnnnnnnnnnn now that was funny as hell!!!!!!!! up your ass????????
follow the sub thread it will work only if you keep the temp right
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Old 05-12-2007, 07:19 PM   #5
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I really wasn't looking for responses if you would do it or not. I'm just wondering if it would be sufficient to keep it up to the correct temp...
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Old 05-12-2007, 07:35 PM   #6
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I really wasn't looking for responses if you would do it or not. I'm just wondering if it would be sufficient to keep it up to the correct temp...
Well give it a try and let us know how it goes.
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Old 05-12-2007, 07:39 PM   #7
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yeah do it and let us know what happens lol
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Old 05-12-2007, 08:45 PM   #8
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I searched around the forums and didn't really find anything but I was wondering if anyone had tried placing a two oz container in a condom and inserting it into the anus for keeping the temp correct? I know not the greatest idea in the world but I'd rather be safe than sorry. Anyone tried this method? Was it effective?
Please don't do that! While it might be sufficient to keep the temp up, you won't be able to retrieve it to use it. Sorry, but once past the anal sphincter the rectum is like a vacuum and you'll be in a far worse position than a failed test. You won't even make it to the test. You'll be in the ER asking them to remove it!
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Old 05-12-2007, 09:29 PM   #9
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Please don't do that! While it might be sufficient to keep the temp up, you won't be able to retrieve it to use it. Sorry, but once past the anal sphincter the rectum is like a vacuum and you'll be in a far worse position than a failed test. You won't even make it to the test. You'll be in the ER asking them to remove it!
Meh, not so sure on that. I don't see why one couldn't poop it out. Just push it out like when you drop a spike.

This method would not be a necessary one, save one case...for instance a DOT exam where you have a physical where they might examinine your junk, which prevents concealment. Sometimes you are forced to don a hospital gown during the whole process, also inhibiting concealment.
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I was wondering also how convicts hide there shanks etc up their butts i seen it on the tv show about prisons.. they lube it up and bang up the butt...... so I think ~flor~ is wrong
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