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Old 05-20-2007, 06:15 AM   #1
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I'm an iron worker in pittsburgh and on a lot of jobs that i'm on i could get randomly drug tested so i bought this urineluck stuff. I'm sure alot of you may have heard of it.. Its a couple vials of liquid that your pour directly into the sample.

But my question is.. the last test i took tested for temperature as well, as most of them do. Won't all of that liquid throw off my piss temperature? How the heck am i supposed to keep this stuff close to my body temperature?

I heard in another forum a nifty idea for girls to actually put the vials into a condom and them put them in their vagina.. but there ain't a chance in hell im putting those things in my ass.

I guess i could heat them up in the microwave and put them in a thermos or whatever.. but i don't really want to worry about that every single day. Can i just put the vials under my arm pit for a few minutes or something?

Ideas?
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Old 05-20-2007, 04:32 PM   #2
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Get a couple pairs of underwear and crotch them between your balls and ass. That is standard procedure, but it takes some practice to keep them in place to hold the right temperature.

Also, watch out. I think what you're using can be detected for by validity strips. The drug test industry are now aware of most drop-in additives like that, and what each has in it to do teh job that is not in the body. Not sure about this specific one though.

I'd go with QF 4.0 synthetic urine if I were you. From Spectrum Labs.
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Oh yea, and if you have ANY test coming up, QUIT NOW! Is this worth jail or losing this $$$ ? NO! If you think so, you'll probably end up like this .
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Old 05-20-2007, 05:11 PM   #3
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how long u think i would have to keep them down there before they were at an appropriate temperate?
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Old 05-20-2007, 05:36 PM   #4
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If you microwave them first so they are warm, you just have to practice keeping them in place. They should average about 96 degrees.

If you crotch them cold, could take an hour or more.
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im not going to have access to a microwave out on a job site. i could do that if i knew i was going to be tested the next day.. but i need a way to pass a random test.

is there a better way to pass a random?
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Old 05-20-2007, 10:22 PM   #6
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Some people carry a crotched sample of Quick Fix everyday to work. It doesn't sound comfortable to me, but as they say, it beats unemployment.
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