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VAsHustla

Hello everyone look I know all the answers to my questions are proabably already up here somewhere but just check me out.Im addicted to MJ and Im on proabtion but they only test me once every 3 months which is cool but I have a tendency of smoking dank all the way up to the deadline for me to stop smoking but i just cant its hard i cant even eat when i dont smoke and i just took 1 hit of haze and i took 1 hit yesterday too and few hits the days before and i got a test coming up in 8 days..so im doing the dilution and they use a simple cheap test right there in the bathroom and I passed my first test already with 5 days clean only consuming about 10 hits in about a 3 week period(im 195 lbs and 5'11").So im pretty confident in the dilution trick remeber i dont smoke alot on a few hits aday but im def. cutting it off as of now.Can you please assure me that ill be straight and oh yeah i just bought some 2 dollar MJ test off ebay so ill be practice next week and i plan on working out some the weekend anyways please give me some positive feedback and yes i already kno i shouldnt be smoking on probation but i will not get locked back up on my first dirty anyways and its only weed when they have huge herion problem in my city to worry bout.Thx guys later

 

Darius927

ARE YOU NUTS?!? You are on probation! If they catch you a few times on the tests, you are going to jail!

See my signature below, that says it all for people in your situation!

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The one greatest thing I've realized since I quit smoking green is that I'm the same person not-hi as I am hi... .

Oh yea, and if you have ANY test coming up, QUIT NOW! Is this worth jail or losing this $$$ ? NO! If you think so, you'll probably end up like this .

VAsHustla

i cant stop i try its hard i said i was addicted but 8 days should b enough with dilution with the cheap test right?

Darius927

I would say no to the 8 day thing, especially if you intake everyday. But then again, everyone is different. Especially since you said you've done it before in this window.

Not being insulting by the NUTS comment, sorry. It just isn't worth the risk, man! I'd find a way to deal with the insomnia/nausea/whatever till your off probation and quit till then.

I smoked way more than you claim to per day when I still smoked, and my insomnia/nausea disapeard after about a week or so. If you come back positive on a 2nd test (assuming the lab confirms the 1st), you will almost certainly be in violation.

VAsHustla

no lab test its the cheap test,stop scaring me and give me some better advice...wheres sec at? lol

 

Darius927

CRAP! Sorry, confused your thread with someone elses that said they already failed their first probation test.

Since you don't smoke everyday like I thought, but way less, after 8 days you MIGHT be ok, depending on when the last smoke was, potency, metabolism, etc.

Yea wait to see if sec3 posts, she knows her shizat. Sorry about the confusion.

I thought my memory was supposed to return eventually if I quit smoking...

bogo

Im addicted to MJ and Im on proabtion...... well addicted????? I just think you lke smoke more then you do your freedom... I've smoked way more then you and for over 30 years and I quit more then several times when I needed to for months with no problem ...... first couple days kinda hard but come on .... i think your using the "addicted" so you can have a excuse to yourself when you fail.... oh say hello to bubba for us and yes im tring to scare you cause that whom you'll meet when you go to jail.........

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UsedSubstitutio

what you seek is a guarantee that you will pass, Fact is this, the only guarantee that you will pass is being clean. If you are ingesting right up to the cut off, you are taking a risk.

Heres, a tip, never write a check your body can't cash.

Another tip (In case you fail), don't forget the grape jelly.

VAsHustla

positive advice guys and I have already met bubba lol,they will not lock me up for one my first dirty urine in my city...N2 or sec please talk to me.

Jerry G

First of all, to answer your question, if you can pass a dipstick test at home, you will probably pass at the PO's office. You need to self test. Dilution is your friend, and 48 oz's of fluid will probably not do it. If they are not testing for specific gravity, you will probably need to drink a gallon of gatoraid or whatever in the two hours before your test. Void diluted urine as many times as possible(like over 5 times). Good luck, you will need it.

Secondly, you can quit pot if you really want to. You have to get rid of your stash, and your friends have to respect your situation. I was a 30 year chronic user of high end herb. I am 45 days clean. If I can do it so can you. The first week or two are hard, then it's easier every day. I used to think that I could not go to sleep without a hit or two. Guess what, I was wrong.

I quit for my kid, you need to quit so you don't get thrown in jail. You will quit there for sure. You never know what can happen, you end up in the wrong place at the wrong time, your PO will test you for sure.

Good luck, and PM me if you want to know more about my experience.

Good Luck--JG