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| So today I took a pre-employment screening and am happy to report I came up clean after having smoked 2 days prior, and having been a heavy smoker for probably 6 months to a year. My method was born from paranoia, anxiety and last-minute panic, but proved successful nonetheless. Here is what I did: 1. Before I went to bed last night, I drank half a bottle of StripNC 2. I woke up 4 hours prior to the test, took 4 Bayer (anything with aspirin in it works here) and drank the rest of the StripNC followed by a 20 oz. bottle of "energy" flavor vitaminwater (not sure if the vitaminwater will make a difference, but I want to list everything I did.) 3. 3 hours until test time - I crushed up about 6-8 tums with 2 B complex vitamins, took the mixture over an hour or two with about 48 oz. of water. 4. 1 hour until test time - I consumed 4 Body Clean gelcaps and 3 or 4 B comlex vitamins, followed by about 20 oz. more water 5. I dressed nicely, made sure to clean up, shave, etc. before I went in; you always want to make a good impression so nobody at the lab thinks you're a stoner. I played it cool, joked around with the folks at the lab, started some conversations, etc. A kind personality always works in your favor! 6. I tested clean, easily passed through my physical, and now I've got a well-paying job with amazing hours. Notes: I pissed 8 or 9 times throughout this process. If you do all of this just right, the piss you shoot out at the test should be neon yellow/green, almost inhuman looking (don't worry, its healthy!) Its probably totally unnecessary to take ALL of the steps I took, but as I said before, this process was born from paranoia, anxiety, and last-minute panic. So that's it. Good luck on your tests, and don't let the man keep you down! |
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| wonder what your insides loook like with all that shit you put into your body.... StripNC, Body Clean pills, wonder what in it? is your liver hurting? ....... gald you pass tho and got that good job ...GL on it.... Bogo
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