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bmans420

Hey im new here but have been reading alot of the forums every now and then.

My mom has been buying those home drug tests from Rite-Aid and randomly giving them to me... I dont really have any time to prepare for the test since its my mom giving it to me so the drinks arent goign to help as u need to take the drink, drink lots of water and piss multiple times etc.

Ive been smoking again and want to know if theres a way to tamper my pee to pass it. Ive heard that putting bleach in it will work, but i tried it and it still failed.

Also, Ive had a friends little sister pee for me, but how long will that last? Itd be impossible to have someone piss for me everyday never knowing when shes going to test.

Any advice would be greatly appreciated.

 

Sec

My best advice to you is to stop smoking. You can't sub and you can't dilute. Unless you want to get caught again, you should stop smoking until you can handle the consequences of getting caught.

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LAFURNACE

Tell your mom you smoke pot and to deal with it. Tell her how you feel about it. If she doesnt liek it then w/e. Tell her to google "the truth about pot" and become educated.

rmish06

Or keep like a cooler full of ice in your room somewhere "hidden" Get someones clean piss in a bag or somethin and get it for when you have to piss.. If its obvious it'd be too cold.. then if theres someway you can warm it a lil before you can piss that would be good.. I dunno tho man

bmans420

yea thanks rmish... i dunno wat im gunna do, just playing it out by ear waiting for her to do it. but how long does piss last before it goes bad? and how long will it last if its in ice?

the not smoking suggestion obviously isnt gunna work haha...

and trust me my mom and i have gotten into it about weed a couple times and ive already showed her all that shit online... but i got suspended for a semester from college for it so u know shes got a bad attitude about it for good reasons.

 

Keenan

Just drink a shit load of water before you have to take it. Drop in a few drops of yellow food coloring, she will never notice.. haha. I smoked every day (actually thats kind of an understatement) and i passed on by doing that in less then 24 hours.

But if youre gonna go as far as to use someone elses piss.. buy QuickFix 4.0.. which is basically just fake piss that dosent expire. Google it. Of course, you will have the temperature problem.. :10 in the microwave but she might notice that.. and if you live with your mom i dont know where you could have QuickFix shipped to..

Idk.. thats all the ideas i have off the top of my head

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If pot smoking is causing this much disruption in your life, you should seriously reconsider your priorities. Wait until you can smoke without suffering the consequences of being suspended or upsetting your mother.

Then again, it is your life. Blow off college if you want to...

LAFURNACE

Your in college im pretty sure you can make a petty decision as to smoking pot. Your not 10 years old anymore,your an adult that has made a descision to smoke pot which effects your parents in noway. Stand up for what you beleive in, and dont let other people run you over. BUT if it causes you to lose your finacial benefits of your parents, which would be ignorant on their part but I geuss you'd have to stop or have soemone else's pee handy 24-7.

bmans420

still hasnt done it... im taking a break from it until the test happens in hopes of coming up clean. ive read the dilution methods and looked at some of the detox drinks... I have creatine monohydrate (from GNC) from when i used to lift weights and play soccer. Would making a big drink of creatine and drinking as much water as possible and peeing as much as possible have the same effect as the detox drinks? Ive noticed alot of them have a large amount of creatine, and I also have vitamin B for the coloring.

Is it going to help to be drinking loads of water and creatine in advance to the test? Or does that really only matter the same day before the test?