Ismokedtoday

It is now thursday. I had a job interview today and had no clue they tested. I smoke about 2-3 bowls a day for the past 6 months. Today i smoked one pinch hit and yesterday 3 pinkch hits. I think i can postpone the test for monday. I have a GNC drink and was going to do this.:


The day of test upon awake:
6-8 tums
2 b complex crushed
32 oz of water

1 hour later
3 b complex
20oz of water

1 hour later take test.

What are the chances of me passing?

Smokey123

In my opinion you might be screwed, im sorry to say. Those drinks do nothing, and some labs(Quest for one, where I am taking my test tomorrow) can test for many of them.

You definitely want to dilute, but substitute Gatorade for water to try and keep the electrolytes up. (don't have any water at all, only Gatorade, for the 32 and 20oz.)

If you are going to dilute you'll want to start taking creatine IMMEDIATELY, like go get some RIGHT NOW

However, even with dilution I don't like your chances, so if possible, try substitution. There is a sticky on substitution, you can always use a friends urine but everyone on this site seems to like "QF 4.0" I don't know what this is, or how it works since ive never taken a drug test and tomorrow im diluting mine not subbing, but if you search the site im sure you'll find info on it. Delay the test as long as possible (really sick, minor car accident, dad had a heart attack, whatever) without seeming shady

GOOD LUCK!

Ismokedtoday

I just bought 2 home tests and cranberry juice also. i have tons of creatine since i am a personal trainer at the moment. I can postpone it until monday since I told her I had to work tomorrow. So I have all day Friday, Saturday and Sunday to get ready.

Ismokedtoday

**UPDATE**

I just took a home test kit for budz. After doing it, you could barely see the THC line. I had to get under a very bright light just to see it. Im going to take another one tomorrow and again on Sunday doing the steps I stated earlier. Kind of like a test run. Being a fitness trainer helps me stay lean. At the moment Im around 15% bodyfat due to an injury I suffered a few months ago. Instead of pain killers I turned to bud. I never liked opiate pain killers and the bud just helps me keep my mind off the pain. Also just smoking pinch hits and bowls (small amounts) is probably helping.

Darque Pervert

No, it's not. While you may be in physical pain, you're going to fail that drug test.
You're taking in THC whgile doing something to mask the THC that's already there.
That is a surefire way to fail your UA.

I suggest you bit the bullet, quit toking completely and work on dilution. Either that or get a clean friend to fill a condom for you, shove it in your pants and walk in to take your drug test.

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Ismokedtoday

Dont get me wrong. Im not smoking once I found out about the test. Dilution is the way im going.

pipeline

Check my thread out...I passed at Quest...and got the job. This is how I did it.

Click Here.

Good luck.

Ismokedtoday

Thanks pipeline. I put 2 and 2 together. Since I smoked yesterday and my test is so soon, I might as well get my wife to piss in a condom for me. It really is the only 100% way.

bogo

or go buy some quick fix 4.0 it will work and you can practice keeping the temp up with it...
Bogo

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Ismokedtoday

Ok so Im practicing subbing. I am running through a problem. Im trying to keep the pee warm in my crotch. It is always 3 degrees F cooler than it is when I actually pee. Is there any way I can get the temp up? Im crossing my legs, 2 pairs of tighties. Hmmm.