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Old 06-02-2007, 10:39 PM   #1
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Default Fuck! Going TO Jail!!!AGAIN!!

Look i jst recently got put on probation and i get piss tested 2x every week monday and thursday.....it starts this monday.....and i smoked last night.....


I used to smoke like an 1/8 a day or ............then over the past 2 weeks........i ve been slowin down to like a dime a day............

over the past 6 days i only smoke last night and 5 days ago........

I got a test on monday????


if i fail im gettin locked up again...............


CAN YALL PLEASE HELP ME??
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Old 06-02-2007, 10:42 PM   #2
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No, we can't help you. You are the only on who can help yourself. If you are getting tested twice weekly for a probation test (which are usually observed), and you continue to smoke pot, then there is no help for you.

Stop using pot, pass your tests and when you get off probation, then live your life as you see fit. Until you get off probation, live the straight and narrow. This probation thing didn't happen overnight. You had to know it was coming for at least a few weeks now.
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Old 06-02-2007, 10:58 PM   #3
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I agree with sec3. It appears you may not be smoking. They don't allow that in jail.
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Old 06-02-2007, 11:28 PM   #4
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follow the dilution directions and you will probably pass...im in the same boat as you right now
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Old 06-02-2007, 11:43 PM   #5
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follow the dilution directions and you will probably pass...im in the same boat as you right now
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Old 06-03-2007, 12:49 AM   #6
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me either......
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Old 06-03-2007, 03:37 AM   #7
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hey man u do wat u gotta do.. i wish u luck mayne im in the same boat too

lemme kno how the dilution shit works for u
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I agree with sec3. It appears you may not be smoking. They don't allow that in jail.
Uh.... Do they allow that out of jail? I thought it was illegal.

Fact is, you can get drugs in jail. You just might not like what you have to do to get them.

If you're being tested twice a week, there's no way you can continue to smoke and expect to pass. Dilution only goes so far.
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Hey, I found out that I'm being tested every Monday and thursday for milk in my urine. If I test positive I'm going to jail. I'm so scared because fifteen minutes ago I drank a pint of milk. Any suggestions!?
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Uh.... Do they allow that out of jail? I thought it was illegal.
It's easier if your out of jail. I guess I should have said that. It is also harder to get in jail or prison now. They are cracking down harder because they are aware it is coming into the correctional facilities.
I have a buddy that was a C.O. and lost his job for making a little extra money with the prisoners. Him and about four other guys. They lucked out and were allowed to resign from their jobs and had their records sealed. That was about 15 years ago. I don't think they would be so lucky now.
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