burnone77

I have to take a urine test for probation on monday. I smoked about 4 blunts yesterday with about 5 friends. I've drunk about two gallons of water today
and plan to drink as much fluid as humanly possible leading up to my test. They don't test for things like gravity or creatinine levels so that's not a problem. I'm 5'11'' and weigh 230 lbs mostly muscle. I haven't exercised since memorial day and I've been smoking pretty heavily for the past month. If i dilute as much as possible by drinking water and cranberry juice will I get below the cutoff for an EMIT test? Thanks for any advice y'all can give me.

FakeBoobsRule

If they don't do validity testing then drinking as much as possible is about your only chance to pass with your smoking history and smoking 4 blunts a couple of days before a test.

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VAsHustla

thats good advice too rather than some ppl attacking and telling you how much of an idiot you are.Follow the dilution directions and if its not lab tested you might have a good chance...I know ppl who have smoked on the way to probation and passed a dip stick test with ease just by diluting with water alone...good luck and let us know how it workd out for ya

burnone77

Even though i probably am a huge idiot for smoking so much while i'm on probation, I appreciate the vote of confidence. I've beat these things before by flooding my body with fluids but I am a little worried because of how much I've been smoking lately. However, thanks to this site and all the valuable info provided by you guys, I'm sure I'll do fine. I've imbibed about 2 gallons of water and two gallons of green tea today alone, and my urine is so clear that i don't have to waste water flushing the toilet. Before my test I'm gonna drink 2-3 gallons of fluid and take some vitamin b to add a little color. I'm feeling pretty confident, but if you guys don't hear from me for a while, you know what happened.

skankydread

I passed that shit. It doesn't matter how much ganja you smoke, if you just drink a bunch of water, that's all they gon' get from you. Keep smoking, and if you're on probation or something, drink that water. I'm bout to go burn one right now!!! JAH!!!!:
(P.S. I lost my password so I had to start a new profile-The smoker formerly known as Burnone77.)

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burnone77, you could always use the "lost password" feature to have your password emailed to you using the email you posted when you first registered. That only takes a couple of seconds longer than starting a second profile. I know, because I have had to use that feature a time or 8 in the past.

Besides, creating two accounts is against posted guidelines.

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Darius927

Don't smoke if your on probation! That is just stupid advice! Stay clean till they not watching you, then you can rip up all you want! See my signature.

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VasHustla
Why dont you just drop it? All your doing with your snide comments is making you look stupid....... cause this poster and the other posters has no idea WTF your talking about So grow up... and give advice if you want to .....
but STFU with your so sad ....por lil ole me.... they was mean to me crap.........
Bogo

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Bogo, I don't know if you realized it or not but VAsHustler was banned. I don't think he can even see your post.

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nsammon68

When I was on probation I drank alot of water because I knew I was dirty no one ever said a word to me about 6 months later I wanted to get off early the Judge said the last piss test came back inhuman and if I wanted off early I had to take a hair test which I did and passed and got off probation One other time I was taking a piss test for probation there was a dude in there that said they were getting ready to revoke his probation because he had like 3 or 4 of those inhumane and alchol urine test but the probation department never mentioned there was a problem until they decided to revoke him Just hate to see you get in trouble I don't think its that with probation did they tell you you passed or just not say nothing?