scaredbird

Well, I'm posting for a bit of advice.

I have been reading these forums throughly for two weeks - so I feel like I understand about subbing and dilution but still have some things that I am uncertain on.

First off, I'm a girl. 4'11", 110lbs, normal metabolism, heavy smoker (twice a day for a year and a half until 2 weeks ago).

I'm having a hard time finding information about other people my size and gender - I have a conditional offer letter at a job I truly need (like we all do) and have come up with a "plan" of sorts to try to delay my offer for some time.

First thing this morning, I tested myself and got a very very very faint line. Afterwards, I noticed that I am an idiot and had filled the bottle too much and the test stick was sitting too deeply in my pee. It wasn't totally immersed, but it was definitely a few cennimeters over the line.

So my first question is, could an excess of saturation cause a false-negative if the urine was too close to the test "mechinism"?

My second question is, how long do you suggest I ask for to be naturally clean? I found out that I may be given a physical so I will not be able to sub, and my experiments with dilution have made me really sick (vomiting = not helpful). I am 2 weeks clean, do you think that I can be safe at 5? Do I need 8? I know that it all depends on my body, which is why I included those stats.

Thirdly, I am going to a lab certified by the federal government and was told my test would be "extensive"...does this mean I will get GS/MS right away and have 15 as my cut off?

I'm sorry if any of this is redundant for you, and please know that any advice would be helpful. Thank you so much!