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nopaltrybrute

OK, I have a drug test tomorrow morning... I've been clean for at LEAST 1.5 months (I remember lamenting not being able to celebrate 4/20). This job is a 50% pay raise for me, so it's a VERY huge deal.

I am 5'10" and weigh about 260-270 (yeah I'm a fatass, I know).

I've been drinking water, green tea, and cranberry juice all day. I took a home test I bought at a head shop, it showed two lines... but one was SUPER faint, like I had to squint to look at it.

Like I said, it's been 1.5 - 2 months, and my drug test is gonna be in... oh... about 8 hours.

Am I totally fucked here?

EDITED to add: I smoked pretty consistently... probably at least a bowl every 1-2 days for about 2 years. I did quit in February for a few weeks, then started smoking again with less frequency until, like I said, about 1.5 - 2 months ago.

Thanks.

SECOND EDIT: I just took a home test from CVS. Failed. My test is soon, I need to pass this shit. Should I stay up all night drinking cranberry and green tea? Or should I get some sleep... Any answers are appreciated. Thanks.

 

sase1980

YOU SHOULD BE FINE!!! It usually only takes 36 days in worst case scenarios for your body to eliminate that toxin!

stoner28

I'm confused, first yousaid you passed with one drug test (the 2 lines) and now you failed with the other home test? If you can test again in the Am if 2 lines, you have nothing to worry about, even with a faint line. go to that headshop and pick up synthetic stuff (quick fix or Magnum) and sub.


Best of luck to you

nopaltrybrute

Well I bought some cheap ones (guardian home test kit) at a head shop... the second line was super faint pink. I bought a more expensive one (First Check) from CVS, and it only had one line. Sorry for any confusion.

I bought some detoxify, does that shit actually work?

nopaltrybrute

Right, but I am failing home tests. Not a good sign, I'm sure.

 

1tokeovertheline

One person on here reportedly took 105 days to test clean. Everybody is different and if the OP is still testing positive on a home test, there is a 99.9% chance that he sure the hell won't pass the lab test.

FakeBoobsRule

After only posting 3 posts before this one, you should really learn that the drug testing forum is no place for guesses or bad advice. I don't know where you came up with that crap but you are dead wrong about 36 days is the worst case scenario.

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sase1980

I am a nurse for one, and I am also in Medical School, with college transcripts to prove it!

Anyhow, try another home test, the one that you tested positive on may have given you a "FALSE POSITIVE"!

Try First Check Home Testing Kits! If you are ever in doubt about their result, you can send it in to the lab for further testing, and it does not cost any additional $$$! their website is first check family dot com
FYI...to all of u who swear that I am wrong...that post has also been edited, since I replied the 1st time!

FakeBoobsRule

You think you are the only one on this site in the medical field? You think that there are no people here with extensive knowledge of running a collection center too I bet. You better rethink all of that and quick. Also, are you trying to brag about your grades or something by flashing your transcripts, please give me a break

Ok, nurse use the search feature and look at the posts. You fill find plenty of people who fail drug tests after 36 days clean. I personally know many people who have failed after 55+ days. Do your transcripts contain copies of these posts?

Also, you should read the guidelines. Posting commercial links is against the rules.

Now, I gotta go laugh my ass off.

nopaltrybrute

Ok so I took my test this morning. Drank some Detoxify Xxtra Clean at around 5:30 AM, the night before I had about half of a 64oz bottle of cranberry juice, half of a 64oz bottle of green tea, and about 10 b12 and 8 b6 vitamins. Plus some water (not much, probably around 20 ozs)

This morning after I took the detoxify I laid back down for about an hour... drank a 20oz water, and a 32oz gatorade... took some more vitamins (don't remember the amount). I urinated probably about 5 times between taking the detoxify and when I took the piss test. When I took the test I got a sample from the middle of my stream, and it was a pale yellow (but noticably yellow).

I took the detoxify at around 5:30am, took the test around 8:30am.

Here's my previous post if you need some background info:

http://www.marijuana.com/420/urine-t...tml#post531911

You guys think I'll be ok?

Thanks