working pothead

Hey guys the info on the site really helped me out, so i thought i'd post my story...

I'm 22, 170 lbs and just got a job. But, the last thing they said to me on the phone after they offered it to me was that i'd have to go in for a drug test and i'd be all set. So it was about a month before i had to start/take the test and i figured i was in the clear...i was wrong
I have been smoking the reefrer every day for the about the last 5 years. I work out and excersise a decent amount, so i figured i had a pretty high metabolism and would knock that ganja out of me in no more than 2 weeks. I quit 3 1/2 weeks before my test. After 2 weeks i got one of the home testing kits from walmart (they're about $25 and sold at most locations) pissed, and failed. It didn't put me in a good mood. So I started downing as much cranberry juice as humanly possibly and hoping for the best. 5 days later i tried another test...failed it again. So i was starting to freak out a little bit. I continued to drink lost of cranberry juice and go through my daily routines. The day before i had to take my test i tried one more drug test...it was another $25 down the drain, i failed again. So with one day to go and not a lot of options i bought the Whizzinator Number One for $105 at a head shop (although it was a ripoff, it was the best investment i've ever made). It was just a regular job, not parole, so the number one was perfect. It has a temp. gauge, a tube and some synthetic piss already mixed in a little bladder that u strap around ur waste. I tested it out the night before to make sure the temp and tube worked..they did. So the next day i strapped it on an hour before and went into Quest Diagnostics. I rolled in, waited about 10 min, went into the bathroom, filled up the cup and gave it to the tester. She said the temp was good and that i'd get my results in a couple of days...

Well that turned out to be bullshit. I took my test on a Tues and was supposed to start my job on Monday. I figured the latest they'd call would be Friday. As it turns out they send your results directly to the company and a lot of companies won't call u unless you failed. So there i was, waiting for a phone call to see if i was going to get this job (where i'd have to move out of the state!), and i never got it. In fact i moved out to my new place and went into work still not sure if i had passed. But, that morning as i pulled up to security MY NAME WAS ON THE LIST!!! I fucking got the job and passed the test. The whizzinator number one saved my ass!!!

29yeartoker

Congrats, and thank you for posting. It's nice to hear another sub success story. Good luck on your new job!

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